one must imagine suicide squidward in therapy

david, it/its, tme, white

[joyfulsquidward]

HELP MY BROTHER GET HIS TITS CUT OFF

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I promised my brother I'd post his go fund me to tumblr since he doesn't use it anymore

the cat on the left is Tip, she has diabetes and her uterus got infected last year (old ass). the one on the right is Peach, she doesn't have anything wrong with her aside from being stupid

[joyfulsquidward]

335/1600

thanks to everyone who's donated so far :0]

[tpwrtrmnky]

i think if you're serious about rebooting a legacy franchise in the 2020s, you need to make it about lesbians. if you just reboot it without lesbians it shows a lack of interest in anything other than keeping the license active.

[millenianthemums]

mabel will never know how many lives she saved that day :)

anyway. felt like doing a more polished take on that old unfinished drawing i posted of this snapcube fandub quote. also sorry i draw bill crying so much. sometimes it just be like that when you’re super depressed and suddenly someone shows that they understand

[cloudabserk]

did i ever share this commenter’s amazing explanation of why it’s wrong to ship grace & rocky (but fine to ship a human with a humanoid alien)

[cloudabserk]

i know adrian is widely headcanoned as green. but they could really be any color

[cowardsexual]

If we're doing explicitly romantic gracerocky then I think THEE moment Rocky realizes he's caught feelings is when he wakes up after coming into Grace's atmosphere to save him. taps on the glass to get his attention and watches him throw himself to the floor and crawl towards him while grievously injured himself. still high off the suicidal self sacrifice cocaine being pissed off that grace immediately put himself in danger to save HIM in turn. he watches him preen like a peacock over doing alien surgery that almost killed him and when grace realizes how stupid that was rocky's still trying to express his gratitude and reassure him it's okay it's alright it uh helped? a little??? and the "oh god I'm hopelessly in love with him" just bodies him. so he spends the next 2 days insulting his entire family line

[byjove]

top 10 jobs for serial killers:

cop

member of any branch of the military (often combined with some of these other jobs)

‘polite family man’

truck driver

nurse (gerontology and neonatal specialties especially)

construction/contracting

doctor (gerontology and surgical specialties especially)

anything in the animal agriculture field (particularly pig farming)

preacher (Protestant evangelical especially)

account

[byjove]

serial killer career path gaining momentum: YouTuber

serial killer career path loosing popularity: butcher

[byjove]

I don’t know why butchers aren’t chasing people around with their butcher knives in bloody aprons anymore but that isn’t a major concern in 2026. Maybe modern hairnets have a soothing effect.

[everythingismadeofchaos]

Hey, wow, is this just like a funny fictional observation or is it real data?

Honestly I wouldn't be surprised either way

[byjove]

based on vibes and major headlines but I tried looking up the statistical reality

5/12 is pretty good based on stereotypes alone

[chromaticrainarts]

Have we. Have we thought about Rocky learning about somnophilia?

Looking up porn (Human mating videos! Learning opportunity!) on his earth portable thinking machine and discovering that humans like to consensually violate each other at their most vulnerable?

He would obviously be absolutely horrified by it, he frantically tells Grace about it, honking and shaking because this is such a perverse breach of trust to him, how can humans do something like that??

But, for the next weeks he cannot stop thinking about it, it is so disgusting and atrocious, so deviant, he's sure Grace would never do that to him right? His best friend in the galaxy, alone with him on this ship where no one could save him, taking advantage of his vulnerable paralyzed body as he's dead to the world.

Such a terrifying thought, the things Grace could do to him. Would he go fast so he wouldn't get caught? Or maybe take his time opening his ventral seam slowly and fucking him until he woke up with Grace inside him, taking him with no consent and completely selfishly at his most fragile, exposed, susceptible, sensitive- Oh… Hm

[asteronomical]

do you guys ever think grace and rocky at some point get into a big argument on erid and rocky storms off to sulk. later he regrets it and comes back to the biodome and seems... genuinely caught off guard when he finds grace still inside his house

rocky: i thought grace would leave

grace: to go WHERE exactly?

[hailingonhismarytilimfullofgrace]

LOVE when people write Rocky POV in which he exclusively refers to Grace as it/its. That guy IS an it!

[riddler-apologist]

more grace humping pillows to show rocky what human mating looks like

[goldenaltar]

i think that grace is a coward and avoidant AND i think he learned how to overcome those tendencies over the course of the story AND i think that he would fall back into them under a great deal of stress AND that wouldn't undo the progress he made to become a better person. come with me into a beautiful world of nonlinear personhood and development.

[chromaticrainarts]

My colony of space bugs with neuroses

[hellspawnmotel]

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[tunnaa-unnaa]

taking notes

[joyfulsquidward]

hi i finished the left/right game and i feel like the finale is the weakest horror-wise. like the horror of The Road is that all this random shit (forest infant, businessmen who hate sound, AAA Roadside Assistance, The Road Which Melts You if You Make a Wrong Turn) is happening to you, and you have to in the moment find a method to the madness to solve the problem and move on. the horror is there are Constantly Things, because once a Thing has a Solution or an Explanation, it's not Scary anymore. and you'd think, as a horror creator, that - since people are afraid of the unknown - the scariest thing would be a Higher Being who is Unknowable, but the presence of the Higher Being makes every other Unknowable Thing Knowable. like, oh, i wonder why this horrible Forest Infant is going after me and everyone i love - but now i don't HAVE to wonder, because it's the fucking Space Deer!

and making everything a thing of Destiny fucking suuucks. i liked it when it was a "wow, gee, alice directly inspired rob to go into paranormal studies, thus causing this unbreakable chain of torment, you couldn't fight this if you wanted to, the universe is a cruel uncaring place" thing, but making it a PURPOSEFUL thing on the behalf of what is basically GOD is like. this is worse.

idk, i think i'd like the ending better if rob revealed to alice that Yeah, He Killed His Son On Purpose (none of this pussy "i didn't know how hurt he was" shit, i think he should have blown his fucking brain out for the sake of The Road), and alice should have understood and approved of his actions because they are essentially the same broken-ass person, and his killing of his son should have mirrored her killing bluebird jaybird whatever her name was, and they should have gone off into the distance together with us having no idea if they're dead or alive (though i do like the narrator seeing rob instead of the "homeless woman" when he's near the tunnel, that fucks)

[joyfulsquidward]

rob and alice trust each other more than anyone else in the world. alice would not hesitate to shoot rob if he got in her way of journeying The Road. he understands this about her and admires her dedication. he finds a way to make the wrangler handicap-accessible for her. they don't really know if it's possible to get pregnant on The Road but god if they're not going to test that theory thoroughly and effeciently.

[joyfulsquidward]

but back to The Road itself - i really like the concept of what is essentially a roadtrip through hell, but here's a few thoughts:

i don't like that The Road has a single, definite order of events. like, you meet the hitchhiker, then you go into the horrible suburbs, then you go into the woods, whatever whatever whatever. again, horror is based in the unknown. i think it'd be cool if there were singular events that could happen in any order, with there also being events that foreshadow future events - like, you'd never see Wintery Bay before meeting the hitchhiker, yeah?

i really like the idea of there being pitstops along the road - at some point in the story, rob explains how The Road is both luring people in (making food and fuel last longer) and trying to repel them (The Horrors). i think there should be stops where they can fuel up and also pee somewhere that's not in a bottle or in the woods. i also really like the idea of Alice going into the bathroom by herself, being in the stall, and hearing someone come in and the light flickers. she tucks her feet up so they rest on the toilet seat and aims her gun so if someone opens her stall she can shoot instantly. and she's like "i don't call out if anyone's there. best case scenario, someone's trying to scare the shit out of me and i can get on their ass about it later. worst case scenario, whatever's in the with me? i won't like its response." or something or other

they should run into other people on the road!!! and it should be up in the air whether they're real people or creations of The Road!!! and it's like the hitchhiker planting memories of you letting him into the car into your head - the fake people integrate into groups and plant memories of always having been there.

i really like the idea of everyone being constantly paranoid other people in their party are sabotaging the trip and are being swayed by The Road. is this paranoia an effect of The Road, or do they just think it is?

i also REALLY like the idea of people being attracted to The Road for some reason. like, they all have some trait they have in common which causes them to be attracted to The Road. since rob killed his son and is generally a bad person, i'm leaning towards the idea they all have done something horrible and they're trying to bury it. mainly because i love when a character is defined by the worst thing they've ever done, but also because i like the idea of The Road using that guilt and fear of being found out against them. human nature is rumination!!!

[oldenglishtextposts]

been struggling with this scribe's handwriting but i do love their super curly ds

[oldenglishtextposts]

ok this feels excessive

[joyfulsquidward]

same energy