#weird confessions

[nightwingvixen23]

*Bat Boys sitting in a circle in the Lounge Room drinking*

Damian : This is my first alcoholic beverage and to be quite honest...I feel strange

Jason : It’s a beer, you can handle it. Now, confession hour

Tim : huh ?

Jason : *swallows scotch* This is a good time to get something off of each of our chests that we’ve never admitted out loud. We’re relaxed, unbiased. The mood is strictly low-key; who wants to go first ?

Dick : *raises hand* I sometimes call people back and let it ring, like, twice then hang up so it looks like I’ve tried

Tim : ....

Dick : I also need to stop flirting. I owe like, 30 people a relationship

Damian : we all already know that Grayson, that’s hardly a confession at all

Jason : Yeah not exactly the ‘dirty confessions’ I was talking about dishing but, good start Dickie baby 👍

Dick : *relieved exhale*

Tim : wearing lip gloss while chewing gum makes me feel like the early 2000′s  queen bitch I’ve always wanted to be

Damian : ... 

Jason : .....

Dick : ....

Jason : ....wow...I don’t even know how to respond to that shit...

Tim : Accept it. Accept it and move on

[rotten-to-the-applecore]

[erumpo-demissio]

I think trust is falling asleep next to someone and knowing they aren’t going to mess with you, you know. Like, they might not put a blanket on you but they sure as hell not going to draw a dick on your face or make you pee yourself. 

Or maybe my expectations for friendship are really fucking low. Probably.

[german-made]

[demixrivers-blog]

"Tell me everything... What happened?”

[rotten-to-the-applecore]

p-pwease, send weird confessions i am starving

[exilepathfinderarsonist]

Still remembering that time I went to a new city with my mom and uncle and I got separated from them, couldn’t find them by looking around, didn’t have cell service for some reason…so I started sniffing at the air like a fucking dog 😂 I don’t know exactly what I thought I would accomplish there seeing as I can’t even smell well by human standards much less bloodhound standards

[basenikon]

So I have a weird confession.

sometimes when I cut my fingernails, I'll bury the nail clippings in a plant in my home.

So if the cops ever have to search it, there'll be a funny story of why is this plant filled with fingernails?

No other reason than I think It's funny