*Bat Boys sitting in a circle in the Lounge Room drinking*
Damian : This is my first alcoholic beverage and to be quite honest...I feel strange
Jason : It’s a beer, you can handle it. Now, confession hour
Tim : huh ?
Jason : *swallows scotch* This is a good time to get something off of each of our chests that we’ve never admitted out loud. We’re relaxed, unbiased. The mood is strictly low-key; who wants to go first ?
Dick : *raises hand* I sometimes call people back and let it ring, like, twice then hang up so it looks like I’ve tried
Tim : ....
Dick : I also need to stop flirting. I owe like, 30 people a relationship
Damian : we all already know that Grayson, that’s hardly a confession at all
Jason : Yeah not exactly the ‘dirty confessions’ I was talking about dishing but, good start Dickie baby 👍
Dick : *relieved exhale*
Tim : wearing lip gloss while chewing gum makes me feel like the early 2000′s queen bitch I’ve always wanted to be
Damian : ...
Jason : .....
Dick : ....
Jason : ....wow...I don’t even know how to respond to that shit...
Tim : Accept it. Accept it and move on















