#weird professor

[ridingonroses]

My physics department... lol someone put this beauty in the head of the department’s office as a joke, and he proceeded to bring it into the lab, put it on an optics table, and say “oh yes! It looks so nice there!” And then walked away... 😂

[h--hannah--h]

nutrition teacher update! today she’s been telling us how we shouldn’t take vitamin A if we are “sexually active females” because if we get pregnant it’ll cause problems for the baby. i think the implication here is that all females that are sexually active are intending to have a baby, or it’s at least that all babies will carried to term. she also said that it can cause “mental retardation,” which is a VERY outdated medical term

she also mentioned electromagnetic waves from electronics causing diseases again.

she also promoted a fear mongering organization that promoted the vaccines causing autism myth

[ritunn]

I think the funniest thing about being an Arts and Humanities major with a focus on English and philosophy, while simultaneously being very familiar with the dark academia aesthetic, is that actual university is nothing like this. I've spent more time learning about the Bible than anything else.

The closest thing I have to a professor that fits the style is a man deeply familiar with British medicine from the 8th - 18th century who drinks a lot, and really loves swearing. In fact, my professor even came to class once with his face in a scrap because his friend hit him with a cane for calling his friend's poetry trash. He truly is the professor of all time.

[ominouspositivity-or-else]

so i was sitting in my board game writing class, minding my own business

when the professor decided to let us choose how we’d go about writing our essay

I swear, y’all, i almost had a conniption fit

I almost got confined to five paragraphs or less for a COLLEGE ESSAY in a WRITING CLASS.

that could have been so bad, guys, not even gonna try to lie

[prettyscrappy]

College is weird! Today my professor stopped in the middle of class to yell at a moving van full of men. She didn’t want them to run over “her bushes.”

[ace-lcie]

My psychology professor is hilarious sometimes. We started talking about arousal, and the first line of the notes was:

No, it’s not what you’re thinking, you perverts.

[ringed-rose-of-lesbos]

Is my Professor A Cannibal?

My Sociology professor has, every class without fail this semester, talked about cannibalism in class. He'll even incorporate it into the lesson. Should I be worried?

[experiencedamateur]

My absent-minded professor

My university geology teacher is currently giving the same lecture that she has given the last two classes: same anecdotes and same slides...am I being punk'd?