WEIRD PUPPET GUY
played some shows around the time a weird puppet guy did every friday night in a tiny venue in the citywhere nearly everybody in the room was fuckin’ wastedhad to be when all his lines were barely even witty
so i blew off weird puppet guywhen he tried to talk to megave him an answer told him whyhe was a weird ass puppet guy(no reallythe word ass is crucial here)
and so the venue double booked ussay what you want about mother naturebut fate’s the bitch you just can’t trustin minutes we’re a double feature
so i merged acts with weird puppet guycuz i guess people liked us togetherfor some reason or it was a lieour managers told uscuz they were secretly makin’ eyes at each other(called it)
and so we kept playin showsme with my guitar and you with your weird puppet thingand somehow i got to knowyou and called you by your first name
so i married weird puppet guyi’ll leave the puppet part off my resumei move them and i hidethem until i imagine them awayso i guess i love weird puppet guyand i guess i’ll have his kidsbut i’ll return ‘em if they end up ventriloquists