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@gingerly-writing replied to your post “Staring at the same page for the past ten minutes, having no idea way...”
you're a massive lemon
Of course I’m a massive lemon. When was this ever up for debate???
*Set after the comic where Luigi saves Bowser*
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"So..." Mario's voice cut through the awkward silence. He was busy wrapping the wound on his brother's side, still warily eyeing the enormous Koopa who was curled around them.
"So...?" Luigi replied, wincing as Mario tightened the bandage. Bowser, who was dozing off, heard the quiet hiss, and a deep rumble reverberated through his chest. Luigi rested a hand on the Koopa's massive clawed hand, and Bowser relaxed. Mario let out a breath he didn't know he was holding, continuing.
"The, uh...the lightning is new." He stated.
"So is the blonde girlfriend." Luigi deadpanned. Mario flushed.
"She's not my-"
"Save it, bro. I know you better than you think." Luigi smirked at his brother, though it didn't seem to reach his eyes. God, his eyes.
Mario didn't think he'd ever be able to rid his head of the sight of them glowing an unnatural green, with sparks of electricity coursing across his brother's body. The protective rage channeled into his face as he stood between Mario and Bowser. Even with blood steadily trickling down the denim overalls, Luigi had kept a firm stance, glaring at Mario with an almost hateful expression. Mario had no idea what happened while he was learning to navigate this strange world, but it was clear that Luigi had changed.
And Mario didn't know what to feel about it.
"You and the turtle-dragon thing?" Luigi huffed, turning away from his brother.
"His name is Bowser, and he's a Koopa." He retorted.
"Right..." Mario sighed. Peach had ushered him over to Luigi, insisting that he needed to 'talk things out' with him, but all he'd done so far is stumbled through some semblance of a conversation.
"You know I love you, right bro?" He said at last. Luigi nodded, eyes already glassy. Mario tied off the bandage, handing Luigi back his shirt.
"I promised you that I'd keep you safe, and I just... I don't want you to put yourself in danger." Luigi turned to him, the space around his pupils already flashing green.
"When are you gonna learn that I'm an adult, I can take care of myself? Mario, all our lives I've felt like everyone knew me as 'Green Mario, player 2. I was always just an inferior version of you, but here?" His gaze softened as he watched Kamek from further off, healing a few Koopa Troopas. He turned to Bowser, who was curled protectively around him. He rested his hand against the dark green shell, fingers tracing the lines along it.
"Here, I'm me. I'm Luigi. I'm the guy who hangs out with Kamek in the library and the guy who helps watch the Koopalings when their Dad is busy. I'm the guy who shows the cooks how to make pasta, and the maintenance teams how to repair the pipes."
Luigi turned back to Mario.
"I'm me, and that's enough for them. I know you love me, and I love you too. But... I love them, too. I know what I'm doing, and I'm happy here." Mario searched Luigi's face, finding a sense of contentment that he'd never seen before. Mario looked around, at Kamek, at the castle, at Bowser himself.
"Well..." He said finally. "I can't say I understand it, but if you're truly happy here, that's good enough for me. I really do love you bro, and I want you to be happy." Luigi's face broke out in a relieved smile, one that Mario returned.
"Just let me know if this overgrown turtle hurts you, 'cause I'll beat him up for you." Luigi let out a breathless laugh.
"I'm sure you would, bro."
2012 get thrown into Rise Universe and The Universe is like "Don't we already have these guys? Two sets? ... Well one's incomplete, lemme fix that," and gives 2012 the same Mystic Powers as their counterparts.
Rise Boys think there's a band of villains impersonating them and causing massive amounts of public property destruction. In reality the 2012 Boys are ABSOLUTELY FREAKING OUT BY THE SUDDEN POWERS and just trying desperately to keep Mikey from setting things on fire and Raph's headslaps from destroying whole buildings and Leo from getting stuck inside random places and Donnie from unleashing a rain of mystic gunfire onto every stray animal that spooks them by accident.
Eventually Rise find them, ready for a fight, but 2012 are just tired and confused and now there's? More turtles? Who are also color-coded ninjas? Is this an alternate universe again? Hey please help us Raph tried to flick a bug off of Donnie and sent him through like five buildings and then Donnie blew up an alleyway trying to open a can of peaches and Mikey started a forest fire trying to swat a fly and Leo almost got caught because he accidentally fell through a portal he made while cutting a loaf of old bread and he ended up in the middle of the damn mayor's office.
And who are The Rise Boys to say no, especially when 2012 pulls out their secret weapon: those Sad Eyes they used to convince Splinter to let them to to the surface in Episode 1. Raph and Mikey agree to help right away while Leo and Donnie reluctantly go along.
They bring them back to their kick-ass lair that's way better than 2012's let's be real here, and Splinter and Draxum are both there trying to figure out what the hell is wrong with the TV without Donnie's help. Rise Mikey enters with a "Hi Dads so we found some stray other turtles with our powers who may or may not be Us from another universe, anyway we'll be in Raph's room if you need us okay bye!"
"... Did they just say, Other Versions Of Themselves?"
"Oh, great. Now I have to go back to calling them colors! ... Unless I call the new ones colors. Hmm..."
"You're not more concerned about this?"
"Of course I am! There are eight teenagers living in my house now! My shows will never be heard by me again!"
"And also the multiverse might be ripping apart?"
"But. Also more sons."
"No."
"... Yes."
Cue Rise Boys trying to teach 2012 Boys how to control/use the mystic powers while the 2012 Boys are still trying to process how different this world is.
"Okay Tiny Me, the key to it is viewing it as just another part of your body- are you listening?"
"Huh? Hey, why's the city so colorful right now?"
"Uh, 'cause of all the colored lights? Does yours not have them?"
"Nah. Our buildings aren't really tall enough for this many."
"Your buildings are short?! What kinda New York do you live in?!"
Ok, I have one last question regardig the babies, sort of anyway, How would everyone react to seeing an adult Jr?
Ooh, that's a fun one to imagine! ☺️🩵
They would recoil in shock upon seeing this large beast suddenly appearing around the corner and barreling towards them at high speed; their instant feeling of alarm relenting somewhat upon seeing the huge grin on his face and the sincere joy in his eyes.
"Mario!!"
Before the man could react or even process this new development, he would be swept up right off the ground by two massive paws and squished in a strong bear hug, wheezing from the pressure.
"It's so good to be able to do this for once!" The creature would exclaim, happily swinging him back and forth in his crushing hold. His voice -pleasantly deep and amicable, yet unmistakably familiar- would have Mario blinking incredulously in recognition.
"Junior??" He would rasp, hardly able to breathe. The Koopa would finally release him, still smiling broadly, and it would only be then that Mario would note how strikingly similar he looks to Bowser. Behind them, Luigi and Peach would also stare in amazement.
"Can you believe it? Now I'm just like my papa!"
The prince would strike a regal pose for good measure, his merriment however dissipating rather swiftly as he would hum and join his hands in front of himself in thought; a hint of his usual self reflecting starkly in his sheepish demeanor. "Too bad it's only temporary though..."
"You- But- What- How's that possible??" Luigi would stammer out loud, visibly dumbfounded.
"I, uh... took Kamek's wand while he was asleep," Junior would say, shuffling his feet bashfully. There would be a stunned silence before he would hastily add, "B-but I made sure to put it back where I found it before anyone noticed! He usually keeps it under lock and key. I just wanted to try it, that's all! Besides, the age inducing spell only lasts about an hour, so... I'll be a kid again very soon."
His enthusiasm would deflate entirely with his statement, and Mario couldn't help but shake his head with a fond chuckle at that. Peach and Luigi would follow suit, sharing an amused look.
"What's so funny?" Junior would ask, frowning confusedly.
"You seem to think of that as a bad thing," Mario would answer. "As though this older version of you is better."
While explaining himself, he would step forward and maintain Junior's gaze, his expression warm and indulgent.
"And fair enough, it's indeed incredible... I'm looking at you and- I feel so proud. But that's only because of who you already are. Child or not, it doesn't matter. You're amazing, and I know that you have a bright future ahead of you. I'm only glad I got to see a small glimpse of it today."
Junior's astonishement would morph into deep thankfulness and delight as he would promptly embrace him again; albeit more gently this time.
"Thank you," he would murmur, giving the man a meaningful squeeze.
Mario would take a moment to marvel at how big and robust and majestic his young friend has temporarily become, openly welcoming the fantastic surrealness of the moment. As for Luigi and Peach, they would similarly admire the stark change in Junior's appearance; however knowing full well that it will only be a matter of time before they see him like this again. ^-^ 💫
What Does Everyone in The Mushroom Kingdom do on Halloween?
Ever wondered? No? Oh... well... enjoy this!
Mario: you just know this man is excitedly waiting outside his and Luigi's front door just waiting to hand out king-size candy bars and compliment the kiddos on their costumes! Afterwards, he goes in for the night and eats the rest while watching scary movies until he passes out on the couch.
Luigi: him? Out on Halloween? As if! He's playing with Polterpup and staying far away from the door! (Both because ew, people, and he hates Halloween, aside from the candy, ofc)
Peach: she's handing out the best sugary sweets imaginable, and not just candy, either! You want some cake? She's your girl!
Daisy: you know how you're SUPPOSED to say trick or treat? Well... Daisy immediately skips the treat part. She's waited a whole year to engage in on a night of pranks!
Toad: he's getting a MASSIVE sugar rush from all the candy.
Toadette: probably posting something Halloween related online: artwork, those inspirational quotes, photos of her stalking Toad, that sorta thing.
Wario and Waluigi: they're trick or treating... by conning the kids outta their candy. Luckily, they get into arguments about who got more, so their plan inevitably fails, lol.
Rosalina: she's supervising everyone to make sure nothing bad happens... oh! And she's also letting star bits fall from the sky for more candy!
Yoshi: Uh... you want fruits instead of candy?
Birdo/Birdie/Birdetta: she's modeling Halloween costumes tryna decide which one looks best (girl, you look good in all of them!)
Bowser: he's going trick or treating with his kiddos and waiting for when he can go home to watch scary movies in peace.
Daaaas errybody!
Mini Fanfic #1192: The Hawk vs. The Moms (Sonic X SSBU)
9:15 a.m. Outside of the Smash Mansion......
Storm: (Eyes Begins to Widened at the Mansion in Front of Him and his Boss, Jet) Woooooooah.........This is where Sonic lives?
Jet: Criminy on stick, I thought this was supposed to be mansion, not a literal castle! (Sighs While Grabbing his Chin) Then again, considering how massive the roster is, I can't really think of anywhere else they would live but here.
Storm: Hey, you think Sonic's royalty?
Jet: (Turns to Storm with a Raised Eyebrow) Royalty? Sonic?
Storm: (Turns to His Boss) Yeah, I mean, his mom is a princess right? So wouldn't that make him a prince of some kind by default?
Jet: (Shrugs) I dunno, maybe, if you wanna be that technical. (Crosses his Arms) What I wanna know is why HE, of all people, got pick to be part of thar dumb tournament in the first place.
Storm: (Uses his Fingers to Count the Reasons) Well, he's more well-known, cooler, more faster than you are-(Eyes Widens Notices his Boss Glaring at Him in Silence) I-Is what he WANTS us to think, till you show 'em who's boss on that race later on today! (Start Laughing Very Nervous and Awkwardly)
Jet: (Stares at Storm For a Brief Second Before Sighing in Defeat) Let's just get this over with. (Sticks his Hand Out) Storm, megaphone.
Storm: (Gives Jet the Megaphone) Up and ready for ya, boss!
Jet: Thank you. (Tries Turning on the Megaphone) Now, I just need to turn this bad boy on and- (Suddenly Hears a a Sudden Sharp Shriek From the Device) GAH! P-Pain in the...(Sighs Before Lowering the Megaphone Down a Notch) Okay. Got the music on standby?
Storm: (Gives Jet a a Thumbs Up) You got it! (While Turning On the a Boom Box He's Holding).
As the boom box begins to play the Babylon Rogue's Signature Theme Song (Catch Me If You Can), Jet clears his throat and takes a bit of a deep breath before he begins to speak on the megaphone.
Jet: SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!! WAKE UP! You got a loud and clear message coming from yours truly: Jet the Hawk! If you must know, I've managed to caught wind of all those little posts you made on the web recently. Like, how you're....(Does Mockingly Poor Sonic Impression)"The Fastest Thing Alive" and "No could top you at Mach speed" , and my personal favorite: "How you could beat EASILY me in a One v. One race in the skies anytime, anywhere, with no sweat and competition at all!~" (Gets Enraged) WELL, GUESS WHAT? Not only do I accept your challenge, but- (Continues Yelling on the Megaphone)
Meanwhile at Sonic's Room......
Sonic is in his bed soundly asleep wearing sound canceling earbuds, perfect for protecting his ears from loud, screeching noises from outside.
Back Outside
Jet: Smash Beach, 5 p.m. sharp. Be there or get lett in the dust!
Storm: (Takes the Megaphone From Jet's Hand and Scream Out) AND BECOME SQUARE!!!
Jet: (Slowly Turns his Head Back to Storm) .....What?
Storm: (Sheepishly Shrugs) You know, like......"Be There, Be Square". It's kinda like an old saying-
Jet: Oh, gimme that! (Snatches the Megaphone Back From Storm's Hand) That was the most boring insult you could ever make and you know it.
Storm: (Lowers his Head) Sorry, boss.
Jet: (Continues Speaking on the Megaphone) Now, as what I' was saying-(Notices the Front Door Opening Up Before Smirking) Heh. Look who finally decides to show- uuuuuuuuuuup? (Eyes Slowly Starts to Widened in Fear at Who Actually Came Outside Instead Before Dropping his Megaphone on the Ground)
Peach: (Crosses her Arms the Rest of the Unwanted Guess, With a Not Pleased Look on her and the Rest of the Certified Moms' Faces) Jet the Hawk, I presume.
Jet: Uh...(Chuckles Awkwardly) Good morning, ladies! Fancey seeing you all here- (Starts Whispering) Storm, what do we- (Notices Storm was Missing) Storm? (Eyes and Nouth Widens as He Sees his Bodyguard Running Away) STORM!
Storm: THOSE LADIES TERRIFIED ME, BOSS! I'M SORRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!~
Jet: (Growls Before Comically Glaring at Storm From a Distance) YOU COWARD!! AT LEAST HAVE THE COMMON SENSE TO TAKE ME WITH YOU!-
'A-Hem'
Jet eyes widens yet again as he slowly turns back to the moms, a dark, fiery aura surrounding then as their glares seem to pierece the Hawk in very soul.
Jet: Uhh.....Y-You know what? (Chuckles Awkwardly Again) I-I just remembered that I got myself lost and stumbled upon the wrong mansion. (Turbs Around abd Starts Spriniting Away) So if you'll just excuse me- GAH! (Gets his Ear Pulled by Samus)
Samus: Nope. You're coming with us. (Drags Jet by the Ear as She and the Rest of the Ladies Walk Back Inside the Mansion)
Jet: Nonono! Wait! Y-You the wrong idea! I'm innocent, I tell ya, INNOCEN-
In the Dining Hall
Jet: (Takes a Sip of Tea Given to Him, Sitting at the Moms' Table Before Becoming Genuinely Surprised) Wow. This.....might be the best tea I've ever tasted.
Peach: You really think so? (Smiles a Bit Sheepishly) I feel like it might be the weakest batch I've made yet.
Jet: (Happily Nodded) Yeah. I mean, to be fair, it's been a while since drunken tea in general, but trust me, your highness, yours is one of greatest so far.
Peach: (Giggles Softly While Blushing a Bit) Aww thank you!~ I only try my best-
Moms: Peach!
Peach: (Eyes Widened at the Realization) Oh. Right! (Clears Her Throat Before Putting on a More Serious Look on her Face as She Resumes Back to the Topic at Hand) Now, Jet, I assume you're wondering why we brought in here. We have a lot to discuss about, young man.
Jet: (Starts Getting Scared Again) .......Is this about what happened this morning?
Daisy: It's one of the reasons. (Crosses her Arms) But since you so graciously brought it up, you mind telling us why you were yelling your lungs out in middle of our front yard, in the early morning?
Bayonetta: And had the steer audacity to ruin MY beauty sleep in the process!? (Turns Away While Pouting) Honestly, that's so rude.....(Lays the Side of her Head onto Her Goddess' Shoulder)
Palutena: (Gently Rubs on Her Witch's Hair While Glaring at Jet) She's been in a bad mood all morning ever since. No thanks to you.
Jet: (Sighs While Crossing his Arms) Well, it's not like I wanted to come out and distrub anyone's sleep on this time of hour. This was all Storm's idea!
Tifa: The guy that ran off earlier?
Jet: The very same. He's been my bodyguard since day one. Not even close to being one of the sharpest minds out there, but he does the job fine enough. He convinced me to come over here and declare a challenge from Sonic.
Rosalina: (Raises an Eyebrow) A Challenge you say?
Jet; Just a 3-4 Lap race around the beach this afternoon, honest to God!
Samus: Uh-huh. And you couldn't just record yourself doing this in comforts on your own place because.........
Jet: ('Sighs in Defeat') The thought never occurred to me at the time.......
Samus: Right. Which now leads to the next topic: What's your beef with Sonic?
Jet: I-
Samus: (Quickly Got her Hand Up as Sje Stops Het From Speaking) Nonono. Don't even try to deny it. Cause from we've heard, you two would always butting heads with one another every chance you get.
Rosalina: We were going to write them off as normal banters between two rivals, until we also found out that you and your team have brought harm onto him and his friends on more than one occasion. (Pireces her Glare at Jet a Bit) That doesn't seem very nice and mature of you, don't you think?
Jet: (Eyes Widened in Fear as He Let Out a Single Gulp) O-Okay! I'll admit. Our confrontations hasn't been the most friendliest in the world and we may have thrown punches at one another at one point, but in my defense, he kept pushing my buttons a whole lot with consistent boasting! Always going on and on about- (Does a Fake Sonic Impression) "Even with wings, I can still fly better and faster than you!" Knowing damn well that he only gotten good at riding the Extreme Gears in the first place was because he and his pal interfered with US first!
Samus: (Turns to Peach With a Shrug) Our boy is a unapologetic show-off.
Peach: ('Sighs Heavily') Very much so and to a reckless sense too.....I'll be sure to talk to him about this later. But you know this is gonna have to stop, right?
Jet: The rivalry?
Peach: No, dear, not necessarily. Rivalry is the best way to build character and strengthen growth from both parties involved.
Rosalina: We just don't want the childish antics from either of you to diminish any of that going forward.
Samus: Which is all the more reason why you two are gonna grow out that phase starting today. (Gives Jet a Darkened Glare) Or else.
Jet: (Starts Sweating Bullets) R-Right! ('Clears Throat') Will do.
Falco: (Walks into the Room) 'Ey, princess, you mind if I have some of the cookies you made- (Eyes Widened and Glares at a Very Familiar Face Sitting on the Moms Table) Oh hell no! Who invited this little twerp in here!?
Jet: (Forms a Cocky Smirk at Falco) Well, well, well, if it isn't good man Lombardi! How you doing these days? Those old bones of yours doing you any good?
Falco: Oh, they're doing REAL good alright.....(Cracks Both his Knuckles Before Angrily Msking his Way to the Table) Let me show you how improved they've become once I come over there and pummel your smartass to clemen-
Peach: (Immediately Gets Herself Up From her Seat as She Stands Between Falco and the Table) Falco! No! Behave yourself right this instance!!
Falco: But-
Samus: ('Sigh') Look, just leave the kid to us for now, alright? We got this.
Peach: (Gently Place her Hand onto of Falco's, Helping him Calm Down a Bit) Why don't you help yourself to some cookies in the living room, okay?
Falco: (Sighs Before Smiling) You don't have to tell me twice. Thanks, your majesty. (Finally Walks Away)
Peach: (Giggles Softly) You're welcome, dear. Don't eat all it up though!
Falco: (Gives Peach a Reassurance Wave) Don't worry, I won't! (Turns Back to Jet, Pointing his Two Fingers at His Eyes and Onto His) 'Got my eyes on you, Hawk Boy!
Jet: (Casually Waves Goodbye to Falco) Enjoy your cookies, grandp-
The Moms starts glaring back at Jet all at once, instantly shutting him up effectively.
Isabelle: ('Sighs Heavily') I guess with that tangent aside, it time we moves on to next topic.....The race.
Jet: ('Groans in Annoyance') Oh come on, that was years ago! He accepted the challenge!
Samus: Right after you provoked hin to do it, right?
Jet: ('Sighs in Defeat') Yeah......
Isabelle: Jet, you can't go around challenging someone on something they have little to no experience riding on, especially in a middle the busy road!
Jet: The streets weren't THAT busy from what I remembered....But you're right. It was completely immature on my part. And- (Suddenly Starts Yawning) It won't- ('Yawns') ever happen again.....
Daisy: You're doing okay there, kiddo?
Jet: ('Sighs a Bit Heavily') Yeah.....I just felt the urge to yawn a lot- ('Yawns') apparently........
Peach: (Starts Getting Worried Along with the Rest of the Ladies) Oh my.....Did you get any sleep last night?
Jet: Ehh.... kinda? I was too busy finishing up paper work of various company deals for a business I've been running for some time now, all night that I barely got any. ('Yawns') It's just the life and times of being a Workaholic, ya know?
Rosalina: But you're so young.......
Bayonetta: Yes, especially when you have to deal with something icky as paperwork all day.
Jet: (Starts Rubbing The Back of his Head Back and Forth) Yeah, but it's not that big of a deal. I had to work my way up ever since I was a little hatching, mostly thanks to Wave and Storm's help obviously, but that's beside the point. If I can train myself to hunt and steal valuable treasure and ride on an Extreme Gear with mach speed, then I can deal woth those lousy papers no problem. Mostly. Why? You're worried about me or something?
Rosalina: Yes, of course. As impressive as it is for you to accomplish so much in your lifetime, you shouldn't have burden yourself with all that work.
Daisy: Yeah. Especially when you have your pals there to help you out. You're never alone!
Jet: Huh. Funny. That's almost exactly what Wave keeps telling me....
Samus: Yeah, well you should take up her advice more often. It could do you more wonders.
Peach: (Gives Jet a Reassuring Smile) And more smiles.
Jet: ('Sigh') Yeah, I guess. Why..... are you all worry and helping me out exactly? Not that I don't appericate it or anything but.....you know.
Palutena: (Giggles a Bit) Why not?~ We're moms. We tend to get ourselves worry over everyone we meet and cherish, relatively quickly I may add.
Samus: Yeah. (Playfully Ruffles the Top of Jet's Haur Feathers) Even if it's over a snot-nose brat like you~
Jet: (Chuckles Ticklishly) Quit that! I just comb there!
Samus: Sure, I'll stop, but ONLY if you promise us to get some sleep once you head back to your blimp and at least try not to cause too much trouble with Sonic and Falco, will ya?
Jet: F-Fine! Fine! I promise on both fronts. But uhh....You mind if I stay here for a little while longer? (Starts Blushing a Bit) Woth you guys?
Moms: AWWWWWWWWWW!~
Peach: (Forms a Playful Gron on her Face) Did you really enjoy the company with us today, sweetie?~
Jet: (Scoffs a Bit While Shrugging) Well, I must be considering how kind you all were listen to my rambling and tried to look out for me despite everything that happened earlier. Plus, your tea is good, so-Hm? (Notices his Cup is Getting Filled Up with Tea)
Peach: (Happily Gives Jet a Refill) Let's chat for a few more minutes, okay dear?
A Few Minutes of Chatting Later......
Moms: (In the Dining Room) BYE, JET!~
Peach: Get yourself some much needed rest, okay sweetie!?
Jet: (Waves Goodbye to the Moms) Don't worry, I will! (Heads Out the Front Door) See ya!
Sonic: (Standing by the Doorway in a Chill Manner) Sup, Jet.
Jet: GAH! (Quickly Places Hand on his Chest and Panting Before Glaring at the Blue Blur) The hell did you came from!?
Sonic: From my room. (Starts Smirking a Bit) Had myself a nice nap till I couldn't help but noticed you got yourself dragged in here by the Moms. Did they chew your ear off?
Jet: Yeah, but we had tea afterwards, so it's not all bad I guess. But since you're here I-
Sonic: Yeah, don't worry. I accept your challenge. Just go and get yourself some sleep already, bird brain.
Jet: (Forms a Small Smirk on his Face) ('Hmph') Way ahead of you. (Walks Away While Giving a Casually Wave Goodbye to Sonic) Have fun getting scolded at, porky pine!
Sonic: See ya- (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion) Wait, what?
Moms: SONIC!!
Peach: Come in here right now, mister! We need to talk!
Sonic: (Facepalms Himself with a Sigh) Ah, Son of a-
Bonus
On the Babylon Blimp......
Wave: (Enraged) BITCH, STORM! Why would you leave Jet all alone in that mansion!!
Storm: The ladies were giving us Death Glares, so I panicked! I'm sorry!
Wave: Sorry. ('Heh') Sorry! That's all you have to say after running away and NOT LOOKING BACK LIKE A COWARD!!
Storm: (Galtes Back at Wave) Hey, I'm a lot of things, and coward is not one of them!
Wave: Go back down to the mansion and get Jet back here in person and MAYBE I'll reconsider.
Storm: (Turns Away With his Arms Crossed) And get yelled at in the process? No way!
Wave: So that makes you a coward then.
Storm: Does not!
Wave: Does. SO-
'Door Opens'
Jet: (Steps In the Room) I'm back!
Storm: (Smiles Brightly) Boss! You're alive!-
Wave: (Glares at her Boss) JET!
Storm: (Lowers his Smile Downs to a Frown) Op. Not for long.
Wave: You have a LOT of explaining to-
Jet: I know. I've been trying to mess with Sonic again, even though you told me not to a million times already and I apologize for it So I'm just gonna go to my room, get the rest you guys been wanting me to have, and let you take care of the rest of the unfinished work from here. And Storm, I am never taking any advice from from you ever again, just so we're clear. Thank you. (Walks to his Room)
Storm: (Lowers his Head Down in Shame) That's fair.
Wave: (Gently Surprised by Jet's Apology) Y-Yeah, well....You better get enough sleep in there!! (Puts on a Pouty Look on her Face)
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Wait I need to follow up cause this just makes me too soft:
- Jin & Poopsie: She’d be able to make it home ok but Jin would just be endlessly teasing her for not inviting him and she’d struggle with something basic like her makeup remover, and when she asks for his help he’d be all like ‘Nuh uh you should’ve thought about that before you decided not invite me, you clearly don’t need my help’ *ranting while he proceeds to grab it off her and remove her makeup*
- Yoongi and Kid: She for sure needs picking up from the bar. Kid would’ve texted Yoongi asking for help home, and then he arrives and she’s like ‘Honey Boy 🥺’ and is just super clingy with him. He’s acting all irritated like it’s this massive inconvenience but he’s actually super gentle and fond with her. Like forehead kisses while he leans over her to buckle her seatbelt kind of fond.
- Hobi and Petal: Same shit, different day. She comes home, sees Hobi, and here come the water works. She just loves him so much she can’t keep it in 😭
- Namjoon and Daisy: Ok so picture Daisy hammered, stumbling out of a club, ready to make the bad decision to just wander home alone, and Namjoon is just standing there waiting for her because ‘I know you too well’ - followed by a wholesome walk home with Namjoon where he’s needing to hold his girl up cause she’s a tad (very) shaky on her feet
- Jimin and Dear: This girl gets home and is like. Where. Is. My. Man. and gets all 😈. Basically just finds him in bed asleep and straddles him but is innocently like ‘Whatcha doing? You busy?’ lmao. Jimin just wakes up and looks at her like, you little brat 🙃
- Tae and Peaches: Why do I feel like this would be a hide and seek situation. Somewhere like a very big club where Peaches can see Tae but Tae can’t see Peaches, and she’s just being cheeky by hiding, while sending him on a wild goose chase until he finally gets the better of her and sneaks up behind her to say a ‘gotcha’ through both their giggles
- Jungkook and Holly: My girl Holly would have had way too big of a night and Jungkook would have got a call from Kid to come get her. He walks into the bar and see’s Holly sitting on the floor, while Poopsie try’s to give her water - and she’s just repeatedly mumbling ‘Where Kookie’ haha. He just stares in amusement before he leans down (says a giggly hi and gives her a kiss on the cheek of course) and picks the love of his life up off the floor and has to use all his strength to bridal style cary her (semi dead weight cause your girl is floppy when she’s drunk) to get her in the car, home and into bed. Keeps repeating ‘I’ve got you’ until she’s safe in bed and he keeps whispering ‘I’ve got you’ as he cuddles her to sleep
Ok, thanks for letting my brain run wild for a hot second - I love our boys so much, and fuck they would make amazing significant others 🥲
Please this made me smile so much, I love all of these. Love the idea of Namjoon just knowing he needs to pick her up. He'd see her come out knowing she's gonna take off towards home and would be like "what do you think you're doing?" wearing a knowing smirk and she'd be like ":/ hiiiii"
And Holly I love you but get off the floor, you're in a bar that's disgusting!!! hahaha Jk would be like ":I you need to stay with me here bc you need a shower when we get home baby, I need you functioning"
Itse me, shy!
Holy FUCK, I thought the last chapter was intense but this one, whoo boy! The things youve dropped are awesome omg! (Sorry anyone who reads this who hasn't checked out the newest chapter of NQM, massive spoilers ahead!)
Them being immortals makes so much sense! Of course they can be revived, they can't die! And I dont know why but it also makes sense that Ze has never seen Chilled die before. Does that mean they don't die of age either? Will they just keep ageing?
It must be terrifying to wake up, knowing you have to be dead but being alive, I am so glad all of them found each other and support each other. Heck yeah to Steven squared and Chilled!
I love that Chilled and Ze have been friends for so long, Chilled thinks he's immortal and he tells Ze pretty much immediately. Like, the mugging happened in college and the party did too, so I assume it was pretty quick after. And Ze too, just boom. It's about the trust, man.
I also enjoy the portrayal of Chilleds touchiness, physical closeness between friends always has me SO weak. Them just casually both going to Zes? Finally, some good fucking food.
And Aphex' joy upon seeing Ze happy (which is so wholesome still btw) makes even more sense if you put in context how long he's known Ze and how close all three must have gotten in a "Us against the world" way. Aphex is a true friend, the realest of bros.
Each one's motivations are so incredibly human, I think Toasts story is moving and it must have been awful to lie all the time, I am glad he can now live his truth (almost said he can now live freely but uh... Not really lmao)
Shubble and Platy just being so wholesome is 😭😭 i love them so much!
I see, Cheesy is baby boy baby and must be protected. Wouldn't he see that his fear is unjustified, considering the others died way more often than him and they always come back?
Walking into a bear trap must hurt so much, I am surprised Ze didn't scream tbh
I adore the way you introduced Dumbdog, genius. I am so impressed, I didn't expect this at all! The presentation, the cut off, the suspense? P e r f e c t i o n
So Dumbdog was the mystery person you wanted to introduce, good to know! It's nine people we know of then, plus however many people are trying to keep them there. It has to be at least two (unknown gender tho) because they did say we!
Did Tays worst nightmare come true and they are experiments? Would that mean that the wolf attacks are planned? It would be hilarious if they aren't ngl, like jesus Ze still runs into them for no reason lmao
Dumbdog isn't part of their group it seems like, but where did he come from? Who is he? What role is he? Can he even have a role?
So many questions have opened up! I don't need sleep, I need answers xD
Lastly, I just wanna mention how I think it's so funny how Ze constantly gets found and rescued, modern princess peach right here, now go support your Mario!
Hope you're having an awesome day!
Hey Shy! Thank you once again for reading and asking, it always makes me happy to see an ask from you! I’m glad you liked that chapter <3