#wereposting

[versipellishund]

getting tackled with absolute dog brain in the evenings lately like my sense of self is prey to play with and thrash around. in such a mood to just creep around and hunt, be a freak. psych others out via cryptic hauntings. a biting, fickle thing. intense phantom teeth. it is beyond a mere mood. it is an innate way of being; animalistic.

[werewolfrabies]

I just saw someone somewhere on the internet say that they headcannon that werewolves have lisps AND THIS IS THE MOST VALIDATING SHIT EVER!!!!!!!

[feedbackblues]

werewolf harry because i uhm.. uhh. doggy. :) this was partially influenced by @browniefox‘s fanfic because i keep reading it. i love doggy. featuring inland empire wolf because silly! woo-oo!

[lamppostisposting]

I just got onto therian pinterest and honestly some of the most wholesome posts there while being funny as hell. Like yes go wolfie u got this interview

[lamppostisposting]

I need clothing for werewolves that arent Magical Stretchiness™. I wanna see engineers take a crack at it, clothes with manufactured weak points. Shirts held together with weak stitching on the seams so they just come apart upon an unexpected shift, leaving the fabric intact for later repair. Shoes with weak replaceable laces that go all the way down to the toe for when your paws form. Watches with those safety lanyard buckles on them. I’m unsure about socks, but I’m sure theres something out there.

Ofc these would be for emergency use only, repeated shifts in these would cause some serious wear/tear.

[lamppostisposting]

Werewolf who has sinus problems so you get to lay on their chest and massage their face cause they won’t stop whining until you do

[lamppostisposting]

At this point I’m collecting werewolf traits like the chaos emeralds

-really loud cracking sound coming from bones

-fucked up sleep schedule

-walks on toes

-wants to bite things

Just 3 more to go guys

[evengirlierballs]

Item: The Welcome Mat Rarity: ⏶ Common

What game feels like "home" to you no matter when you come back to it?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Fuck it, I'm dumb and bored enough to play along with this goofy ass april fools bit. I played a fair few videos game growing up, you know i would boot up Ocarina of time and just, wander aimlessly like the stupid kid i am. But the first game I ever beat completely on my own as a kid was the original Legend of Zelda. I even managed to eventually beat that stupid final temple without using a guide or the manual which was--stupid, please use a manual or a guide that level is dumb as hell. There's a few games I associate with "home" but i'll always have my memories of playing zelda in the closet on a beat up old CRT i got from a church garage sale for 3 bucks, while i was confined to my room.