The Lampiest Post (he/they/it)

Hiii I’m lamp, keep up with my daily BS

[arxonbby02]

[sport-news-daily]

were adding underwhelming sex magic to baseball

[leafstem]

*while sewing*: you are a fabric. you can stay a fabric. you do not yearn to return to being string.

[batbetbitbotbut]

*while spinning*: you are a thread. you can stay a thread. you do not yarn to return to being fluff.

[strikeslip]

*while embroidering*: you are a thread on a needle. you can just exist as thread on a needle. you do knot yearn to become a tangle.

[mawofthemagnetar]

*while turning wood* you are timber on a lathe. You can stay as timber on a lathe. You do not yearn to become a live hand grenade.

[angeliquemaretti]

dear every cat ever

I love you

[segamascott]

taylor swift invited a guy who owns and operates an ice detention center to her wedding swifties can pack it up forever now your bitch is awful

[originalitysquared]

Wild how no one made announcements like this about P.Diddy when his trial was happening.

Wild how abusive artists like Micheal Jackson can have biography movies made and not a single mention of accused abuses or the subsequent trials will be mentioned.

Hmmmm I wonder why people feel the need to explicitly condemn women and any action they may have possibly been a part of (like inviting a shitty guy to your wedding) yet do not extend this same behavior to men in the same industry who commit abuse and atrocities on a much larger scale 🤔?

[segamascott]

yeah i hate concentration camps because i hate women you caught me

[bpdkipland]

my favorite picture ever is the one that says “HELL IS FULL, BITCH” and then it has the national suicide prevention hotline on it. it makes me smile every time 

[bpdkipland]

THIS ONE!!!!

[bogfox]

I wonder who made these! I have this one saved:

[bitchstew-deactivated20240821]

Chaotic Good

[bpdkipland]

*slamming my fists on table* I NEED MORE!!!! MORE!!!!

[cozza-frenzy]

If anyone has the skeleton apologizing for triggering someone, I’d like that for my collection, please.

[catalystforameow-deactivated202]

Here!

Plus some more^^

[puddox]

[spiderman-anti]

ME ME ME

[wetwareproblem]

Gangster Popeye, the inventor of this style and artist behind several of these pieces (I’m not sure about all of them, though they appear to be her style) is a Salvadorean trans woman. Her Patreon is here.

[sewickedthread]

reblogging for artist credit and patreon info

[the-sapphic-raven]

How can you forget bone pharaoh 

[evilfuckignskeleton]

[voib-s-reblog-sideblog]

i want to say this to all my moots

[the-identifier]

post identified

[enki2]

[fairycosmos]

your aversion to anything earnest or sincere has affected us in the following ways 1. youre annoyinggggggg

[feamir]

[kumzorg]

nation of cringe

youtube link:

バルサミコ酢 (youtube.com)

[kumzorg]

nation of cringe

youtube link:

バルサミコ酢 (youtube.com)

[anomalouscorvid]

she really likes peaches

[jansila]

@lamppostisposting

[laduree-et-cigarettes]

seriously need some more flower emoji options like where is the orchid? the wisteria? the hydrangea… the pansy… the lily?? fuck

[lakiboo-jpg]

Puppy likes it when she's made stupid

[eviedog]

whhhiiiinnneneee pleasepleasepleaspeleaspelwsepalse

[sylviii]

I like boobs!

[sylviii]

ahhhhh shitt shit fuck. post cancelled y'all. i forgot to fill out my paperwork

[chimeragirlscacophony]

Gotta love people responding with "Where's our form 3:<" as if this post isn't explicitly about transmisogyny.

[kageki-kokoro]

[girl-detector]

[yallmeansall]

Cowgirls of Color: an all-black, all-female rodeo team

[omegaversereloaded]

Im not reading the rest of this i think you should beat him and then leave him

[omegaversereloaded]

Beat him like he's a stranger

[kumzorg]

nation of cringe

youtube link:

バルサミコ酢 (youtube.com)