#westeroni

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westeroni replied to your post: truth be told I have very few friendsh...

ur a big cutie omfg

It's a good thing too because otherwise no one would ever try to befriend me

I have the intimidating blank stare of doom as my resting face and I cannot initiate a conversation to save my life so my best hope for establishing contact is to be as endearing as humanly possible

you have fallen into my trap, friend

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hi

I walk a lonely roadBe careful making wishes in the darkBlack flies on the windowsillBlack Chevrolet, driving awayThings we lost to the flames

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Sassy Hamlet for Westeroni

I cut out the chunks that would sound most awkward without responses from Polonius, which makes me sad because "Words, words, words" is the epitome of sass, but I felt you would understand

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westeroni replied to your post: "Listen I know you haven’t been able t...

p 3 is a fucking treasure.

"Don't exhaust yourself, but you should really find several part-time jobs, join four clubs, study, and fight the forces of evil."

I get what this is now

It's a game simulating actual high school expectations

When's the part where I have an emotional meltdown and cry alone in my room 

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Could you do sassy hamlet omg. Id love to hear your sassy hamlet.

Sassy Hamlet as in slinging sick burns at his uncle/step-father, Sassy Hamlet as in the Choose Your Own Adventure Hamlet, or some other form of sassy Hamlet?

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Testomonials for some of my friends

Evil-bones-mccoy: hella hella hella hella hella hella cutie (also Shakespeare and politics and feminism and queer historical figures)

Ladedanixie: she's my comics dealer and she operates a no-bullshit guide to the multiverse

Dogtagwindchimes: *Indignant French Sounds*

Jeremiahdaveyjones: NERD BABY CAT WORSHIPPER

Creatingpathstowander: Sweet wolf child (who is older than me but whatevs) that is too precious for this earth who writes hella cool stuff

Westeroni: Actual Clint Barton and Dragon Specialist

Alexicography: [A beat drops in the distance followed by succint observations in the key of G as dogs bark in the background]

The-mad-hatteress: Amazing Writing+ Amazing Person= Waterfowl of some sort for a reason I have never quite deduced

Bumbleshark: Mostly shark, sometimes bumble, often art, always cute girls

Auroralei: Writing and feelings and sad anime girls

Okay so these are a few of the rad people that I love seeing on my dashboard and if anyone wants their name removed (or added) just tell me and I'll get right on that

[tentakrule]

does it snow where you live? during the winter i mean.

YES it snows SO MUCH. Not as much as, say, LABRADOR, but we still get a fair amount. It's not uncommon for snow to be up past my knees after a storm, and we get maybe 4-5 blizzards every year.

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Bartholemew by The Silent Comedy

your song : ooh, this is a nice song!!! 7/10

my song : I'm not sure if you'll like k-pop, but the song i got was: Flower Power by Girl's Generation