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[cool-lcb-truths]

Sigh...someone called Meursault's breast Sault Shakers...I'll now call them this forever...

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[scuffles-in-shadows]

I FOUND A PICTURE OF MACAQUE WHEN HE WAS A BABY

[icantlose]

[THE LIST]

"Well. Santa's finally got around to updating those files of his."

A low, self-satisfied laugh.

"It wasn't a big deal, building was on fire, kids were screaming and I was headin' down that alley anyways. And if any of those orphans try to tell the story differently, then don't listen to 'em. They like to embellish. I definitely didn't kick the door off its hinges, and I didn't jump out a second-story window with a kid under each arm... Or yell dramatically at the firefighters for takin' too long."

"But hey--if this puts me on the nice list? Great. Maybe I'll finally get that new laser sight I've been wanting... Er, I dunno, maybe a coffee mug that says Lylat's-Greatest-Mercenary-Even-Better-Than-Fox..."

"...I've earned it."

[ceruleansonata]

Wait. Fuck, wait--

I still have ensemble practice!!!!!!

[zua30]

HELLO?? WHAT IS THIS??!! WHAT ACTUALLY F

[herri-writes]

uh...

how???

[windsroad]

how come when I open wikipedia and click the search bar the default recommended searches are all things I’ve looked up on the unsounded wiki and then also my bra size