Silly, Ebil Monkies of the Dark

OG / Associated Accounts: | Savage = @mistykitten_gxm / @scatteredsouls-au | Rumble = @ankonoe

[scuffles-in-shadows]

(OOC) - Text Styles! and who is who!

Macaque

Savage

Rumble

OOC Macaque : So this is a roleplay blog with me and my two other friends who are playing rumble and savage. This is all just for fun and games betwixt a couple of friends. Somehow I've become the mom friend and as i write this I'm trying to get these people to sleep for once in their traumatized and largely queer lives.

Don't be weird chat that's super cringe.

[scuffles-in-shadows]

EY YO TWINS YA WANT TO HELP NEZHA PIN YA OTHER DAD DOWN BECAUSE HE ATE A MAGIC ROCK FOR SOME REASON AND IS HAVING A BAD AND VIOLENT TRIP

-✨

We're a bit late to the party... We're kinda busy messing with Reddie! Thanks for the warning though, Sparky!

[scuffles-in-shadows]

Have all you been doing ok?

Rumble,Savage have you been getting into trouble?

We've been fine! Taking a lot of naps recently (Rumble is napping right now), but we've been busy messing with Flamey (mildly since the mountain incident) and attempting to sneak away the littles! (Gotta teach them mischief mweheheheh)

[scuffles-in-shadows]

Adopt me, pls. I'm desperate

I thought I did?

[scuffles-in-shadows]

Bao🥟- Tighten the ropes.

That's up to Mamacaque

[scuffles-in-shadows]

You mind easing up on Wukong's ropes and stuff? He's kinda pregnant with your sibling so uhhh

Don't ask

SIBLING????? SINCE WHEN???

[the-lurkingshadow]

Recently

[scuffles-in-shadows]

And you didnt tell us till NOW

[scuffles-in-shadows]

You mind easing up on Wukong's ropes and stuff? He's kinda pregnant with your sibling so uhhh

Don't ask

SIBLING????? SINCE WHEN???

[noodle-delivery-boy]

AYO OG!!! YOUR PREGNANT!!!!

It seems that way courtesy of Mei ( @snapdragonzz )

[third-lotus-princes-posts]

@flame-prince-spicybbq

If it is Mei's child genetically, then that might soften the reactions of Princess Iron Fan and The Demon Bull King...

Hopefully...

[noodle-delivery-boy]

Unfortunately we don’t know for sure…

[third-lotus-princes-posts]

There are methods to find out.

But yes, let's hold off on telling the future grandparents until necessary.

[noodle-delivery-boy]

I’m only a few weeks along at most. More likely a couple days.

Are there methods in the celestial way???

[third-lotus-princes-posts]

Are DNA and paternity tests not accessible to mortals?

[noodle-delivery-boy]

Not ones that are typically safe for the baby this early on.

[third-lotus-princes-posts]

Then I suppose we will have to wait.

[noodle-delivery-boy]

Agreed

Thank you for being so supportive and sweet about this!!!

You’re my favorite celestial HIGH KEY.

[scuffles-in-shadows]

HOLY SHART YOUR GREGNANT???????

IM GONNA TELL MAMAQUE

[scuffles-in-shadows]

Hello~!

[scuffles-in-shadows]

Pardon me THE FUCK???????

[noodle-delivery-boy]

AYO OG!!! YOUR PREGNANT!!!!

It seems that way courtesy of Mei ( @snapdragonzz )

[third-lotus-princes-posts]

@flame-prince-spicybbq

If it is Mei's child genetically, then that might soften the reactions of Princess Iron Fan and The Demon Bull King...

Hopefully...

[noodle-delivery-boy]

Unfortunately we don’t know for sure…

[third-lotus-princes-posts]

There are methods to find out.

But yes, let's hold off on telling the future grandparents until necessary.

[noodle-delivery-boy]

I’m only a few weeks along at most. More likely a couple days.

Are there methods in the celestial way???

[third-lotus-princes-posts]

Are DNA and paternity tests not accessible to mortals?

[noodle-delivery-boy]

Not ones that are typically safe for the baby this early on.

[third-lotus-princes-posts]

Then I suppose we will have to wait.

[noodle-delivery-boy]

Agreed

Thank you for being so supportive and sweet about this!!!

You’re my favorite celestial HIGH KEY.

[scuffles-in-shadows]

HOLY SHART YOUR GREGNANT???????

IM GONNA TELL MAMAQUE

[scuffles-in-shadows]

Hello~!

[noodle-delivery-boy]

AYO OG!!! YOUR PREGNANT!!!!

It seems that way courtesy of Mei ( @snapdragonzz )

[third-lotus-princes-posts]

@flame-prince-spicybbq

If it is Mei's child genetically, then that might soften the reactions of Princess Iron Fan and The Demon Bull King...

Hopefully...

[noodle-delivery-boy]

Unfortunately we don’t know for sure…

[third-lotus-princes-posts]

There are methods to find out.

But yes, let's hold off on telling the future grandparents until necessary.

[noodle-delivery-boy]

I’m only a few weeks along at most. More likely a couple days.

Are there methods in the celestial way???

[third-lotus-princes-posts]

Are DNA and paternity tests not accessible to mortals?

[noodle-delivery-boy]

Not ones that are typically safe for the baby this early on.

[third-lotus-princes-posts]

Then I suppose we will have to wait.

[noodle-delivery-boy]

Agreed

Thank you for being so supportive and sweet about this!!!

You’re my favorite celestial HIGH KEY.

[scuffles-in-shadows]

HOLY SHART YOUR GREGNANT???????

IM GONNA TELL MAMAQUE

[scuffles-in-shadows]

Have you ever thought about putting Savage and Rumble on leashes?

I have... unfortunately they figured out how to chew through them all.

[scuffles-in-shadows]

(Jumps into ask box and just sits there)

What... Are you alright there? Just like... You want something?

[scuffles-in-shadows]

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Please just take me, I won't cause too much trouble

If you can keep those two fucking hellions from starting fights with people then you can get adopted

[scuffles-in-shadows]

Kidnpa me, pls

I have enough on my hands with THOSE two...

[scuffles-in-shadows]

It's been a while since we've heard from Savage and Rumble. Are they ok?

We're fine. I've just been at Saja Boy concerts... Rumble's been doing something insane.

[scuffles-in-shadows]

No internet dino game on 3DS hehe

[bd-doughnut-boi]

GAME IDEA REBLOG THIS AND TRY TYPING YOUR URL EYES CLOSED

VD&diydgbyt-buh

[thingonthenet]

thinginthenet

damn. I guess I’m a better typer than I thought

[adam-w1nner]

poptartr3gd#t3v4

[crtsnaek-deactivated20260403]

kandusnak

close enough ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

[simponshedletsky]

simpondhrflrydku

i was… close?

[sillyyarteest-deactivated202510]

sillyyaeteddy

I GOT THE START 😔

“sillyyaeteddy”

… PSYCHO TEDDY!1!1!1!!1

[cam1-1co]

Cam1_axam

AGHHH CLOSE ENOUGH-😭…

[novatheassholeofacat]

Nocqgtuweeiolofwit

tf-

[sllop]

ithinkilokelamps

Hey, that’s pretty good

@max-wanna-die

You should do this

[max-wanna-die]

max;wannma-dis

Close enough

@imjustlivingman18 @mrfancyheels @nofancyangelhere

[imjustlivingman19]

Umhustoijfingmsn1+

@thyrandomed1tor @arianna-cherry-blossom @yukiplzno @str3ssb3rry @loiyourlocalperson @brutusisfromrome @approved-sacrifice @tobyloverheh @habit-iwilleaturfamily

[how-and-why-are-you-here]

How*a d*why*areO#¥^I$242

It was going pretty well for a while actually. I forgot where my - was :(. But the fact you can read 3 words right is good enough for me! ima do this with my main too

kitkattgwkotktkat

actually also not too bad, am content with this result!

@a-little-buggy @unfrieddough11 @unjudgmentalnoob @fluffyyyfrog9000 @aruemon and open tags for my moots (and others who wanna join!)

[a-little-buggy]

A-p8ttle-vygg6

I SOMEHOW got the dashes, but very little else 😂 open tags for anyone who’d like to try! And also @ratbugs @is-the-fire-real @six-raccoons @tami-isnt-here @howtotrainabraincell

[six-raccoons]

Six taacciije

Close! I didn’t even try to get the dash, lol

@five-raccoons-in-a-trenchcoat @the-raccoon-in-your-walls

^ if you two do this good luck to you raccoon is not easy!

[the-raccoon-in-your-walls]

thw racon i rout walla

lmao wtf

@pastelpanik @p-artsypants @therealheket @notmyfaultnotmyproblem

good luck y'all lol

[notmyfaultnotmyproblem]

notmyfqjltbit yl4obm4.

wtf, skills me ig?

@purple-dinosaur17 @blackcatinabuckethat @jurassicworldisbetter @biggestqiblifan

[blackcatinabuckethat]

uhhhh alr

Glasgow ignoring

Oh god it autocorrected uhhhhhhhh

Blavkvqyibavuwj yhqt

Much better!

@rollercrowster @viddles-is-a-nerd (Now I finally tag YOU >:3) @stupidocornetto @callofwinter

[viddles-is-a-nerd]

(Thanks for tagging me :3)

Idel a is a news

I mean better than I’d do I got the is a at least lol

@cantspellanexitey @sleepybunnysnail @n0turexosk3llington @wooteena @romeos-demise

Good luck <3

[sleepybunnysnail]

@viddles-is-a-nerd if you think THAT was better than you thought you’d do there’s something seriously wrong

Anyways, here’s my attempt:

Xkrfkhbbjgsbahl

Yeah…. I can’t judge can I? I got like…. 4 letters correct.

Yay…

@aussiebeth @salems3v3rwatching3y3s @sugar-blaze @aiden-star @redrose3912 @kustarbush @khaos-creator

[aussiebeth]

aissiebeth

omg wait i’m cracked that’s so good!

@robbinbobbyn @fledgeheart

[yourfavegoober]

Yourfabkriegoober

Yooo I think I did good :3

@fledgeheart

[fledgeheart]

I fear I can’t even type with my eyes open

Fledgeheasrt

WTF WHY AN I BETTER AT TYPING WITH MY EYES CLOSED?????

@n0turexosk3llington @trishq @/anyone /nf

[n0turexosk3llington]

TY FOR THE TAG BESTIE!!!

nrurexoskellington

OMG NOT THAT BAD

TAGS: @confused-93 @dalakite @baffledbirdbandit @amethysttable + open tags and no pressure!!

[confused-93]

TY FOR THE TAG EXOOO

confused_93

DAMN WHAT THE HELL

how the actual fuck did i get the underscore-

@ilovesillycatssssss @pearldiverrrrr @hermitart @hartogtm @jamesmarriottsboyfriend @theadventuresofcas @thisshitsgettingreal @sage-1324 no pressure <3

[theadventuresofcas]

thanks for the tag!! i have done this before and i did alright

theadventuresofcwe

hey look at that i fucking did something 💪💪

@ghostofpatrickshand get up here you fuck

[ghostofpatrickshand]

okay im here fucker

here goes…. ghostofpatricjsgand

kinda close i guess 💀

@keircat7 i summon thee

[keircat7]

keircat6

OMG I JUST MISSED THE NUMBER WHAT!!??? Damn.

@wyked-rebellion @anngstythings @that-stanford-girlie Get over here guys:)

[condors-safety]

that-stabfordAw(84@83

WOAH WTF🤣🤣🤣

damn okaylmao

@cevans-is-classic @impala-dreamer @idkbuttheythem @peoplewatching-notstalker @pieandflannel @amyethereall + anyone else!

[idkbuttheythem-deactivated20250]

idk bless rrjeyylryem

Huh😭😭 wth is that

Im gonna accept this ig🙂‍↕️

@milliwashere @hkatsikatouermh @yandereloverrrrr @shinyy-tea @shoujosoulsite @11-asher-11 + you!!

[imaproperstranger]

ims a peopwe stranger

nailed it!

@david-watts @bonsai-the-malevolent-boykisser @s0wi @urfavcrime @itscapital @stravinsky-naked-photos @fastenyourseatbelts @masterofdachaos + anybody who feels like it

[please-be-nice-im-sensitivee]

plrsdr-be nice I’m zenditive

Not too bad

[weareallpanickingatthisdisco]

We’re w low kfk b Wh hone rkefk

What? I got one word right lmao :D

[jinxedchikin]

Jinxedchukin

..Good enough.

@ervikirvi @vikinghelmet-27

[ervikirvi]

rrvikirvi

rrrrrrrrrrr

@rafareba

[rafareba]

rafateba ooooohhh so close

@normystical @aneptunicperson @b3aut1fulpr1nc3ssd1s0rd3r @malkoddith

[a-lesbian-frogg]

ansotjnucpersin

Well isn’t that something

@pluto-is-crashing-out you can tag everyone else lol

[pluto-is-crashing-out]

pluto-biz dZbj. ‘ohf

wut

tags!

@willis-cant-do-this @geo-is-fucked @abscshshhd @eatin-bread-n-cryin @green-the-corvus @fluffyyyfrog9000 @doompicklez @thedeadskincellsonyourpillow @faerieofthenight @ririwithrice

[ririwithrice]

idk with ricw

[slumberofthesea]

Slumberofthesea

Legitimately a god. Everyone start bowing.

Huzzah! To the ring we invite: @8-rae-rae-8 @theoneautisticthespian @i-eatchildren16 @orangeswithsquirrelfaces @prince-of-places @pleadingmantis @pbxkreal @polteergeistt @awakeofthedesert @asexualnerdpanic @auseryoumayknow @sleepyselkiesiren @sspadfoot @kaiserinemmelin @kae-eee @cosmo-vostok @c0nstantlyscreaming @blobbyblobblobblobblob @bloodstainedden @narniasclosetvoltron

[cosmo-vostok]

Cosmo-Vostok

Ooh auto caps came in I think but I’m a decent typer!

@hawthorne-swift-enthusiasttt @baskabytheanglerfish @soulsofthedead

[baskabytheanglerfish]

baskavubtbeabgkergksb

not very good at all whoopsie

Keep reading

[ineffablelyqueerwolfstarshipper]

Wish me luck

Ineffabletqueerwoldataeshipler

Well it could have been worse

@chronicallyonlinebitch @thepicklekingog @justletmereadhungergames @your-local-bi-guy @mushroxm-cryxtal @bricksandbirds @wolfstarsbetterrhanyou @whatonearthisgoingon @behind-blue-eyes-remastered @depressedgayalien and anybody else who wants to

[bricksandbirds]

Beixksabdvkds

I suck at this lol

@skelpiescool @teagandoesstuff @mxgicrats

[barfingblood]

Teagandoesstuff

HOW AM I LIKE THIS?!?!

@turnipwithatophat @theverycoolfish @pumpk11nn @aureliusssss @dizzybard420 @d3ardaught3r @bowl-of-old-cereal @bookless-bookworm @ineffablelyqueerwolfstarshipper @invadernei @mxgicrats @mr-204

[pumpk11nn]

Pumpk11nn, uhh im still typing idk if its still coming out olay i think i habe pretty good muscle memofy

Ough 🤧🤧

@yakuuzapalooza @unreliable-bean @literal-insomniac-freak @darlingdii @countfagularr + anyone else !! :))

[collie-starblind]

Literal/jndimnaif frai

Auto correct saved me on literal…

@highclasshomosexual @ratsconsumehumans @rev-will-rawr-if-ae-fuckin-wanna @alienfromthedeepsea @redsontheredbull and anyone : 3

[redsontheredbull]

Help me gett sou od my house

Ok wtf !? 🤣😭

@alienfromthedeepsea @pickljar @bella234567890 @scuffles-in-shadows

[scuffles-in-shadows]

scuffles-in-shadowa

I used to enjoy challenges like these so i learned to use the blind assists on my keyboard and feel the raised paint of the letters

[scuffles-in-shadows]

It's been a while since we've heard from Savage and Rumble. Are they ok?

We're fine. I've just been at Saja Boy concerts... Rumble's been doing something insane.