#whatafunnyoldbird

[exclamaquest]

damn i thought u were an aquarium

i wanna be one of those cool neon aquariums with the bright lights and weird plants and shit and there's no fish only snails

[asklordveldergrath]

Could you tell us about your son?

“Oh certainly. Balthazar is a wonderful young man. He’s a lot like his mother, has her heart. I care deeply about the two of them. I am proud to have someone like him carry on the family.”

[outllawrun]

“Where am I?” for Sterling just arriving in the town...

god ive been meaning to post this for WEEKS

Sterling woke to his face in the dirt. But that was the least of his problems.

The most noticeable pain was the burning numbness in his left arm. His time machine, built to be situated on the arm, had malfunctioned and exploded, it was the last thing he remembered before blacking out.

Sterling also had a pounding headache, and there was something about it that felt... Unusual. He concluded that it was likely a side effect of messing with time.

Most concerning of all, Sterling came to the realization that there was a person leaning over him. He cracked open one eye, but due to all of the pain he was enduring (not to mention the fact that his glasses were no longer on his face), his vision was blurry. He couldn’t make out the face of the person.

“You’re awake! It’s about time.” They sounded pleased. “We’ve been waiting for you. Here, I believe these are yours.” Glasses were pushed a bit too forcefully back onto his nose, and he had to adjust the ends himself to sit on his ears properly.

Now able to see, Sterling blinked up at the stranger, taking a moment to focus on their face. He was an older man with blond hair that, if one looked closely, was beginning to gray. Most notably was the mustache under his nose. His intelligent eyes gleamed with something that Sterling thought resembled cool insanity.

“Where am I?” It hurt to talk, but Sterling had to know.

“Marvel, Missouri--- well, you landed just outside the town, but regardless, it’s a place you’ve never heard of. And it’s 1887.”

He was right. Sterling had never heard of such a place. Then again, he never cared to explore the state of Missouri. But he was here now, and had accomplished his goal. Sterling was in the future.

He didn’t get a lot of time to enjoy that sorta-victory, as a new voice startled Sterling with a shout.

“Shoo! Get outta here, ya vulture!” A rugged man rode in on a horse, and the first man had to scurry out of the way as the horse got between him and Sterling. “Would’ya quit terrorizin’ the poor man?”

“I was doing no harm,” the first man said indignantly.

“Oh, to hell with ya, Professor, get goin’, I got it from here.”

The first man-- the Professor, Sterling supposed-- stood and gave a simple bow before disappearing into the trees. This new stranger slid off his horse and helped Sterling up. His sleeves were rolled up some, revealing strong, freckled arms, and his face had a perpetually nonchalant expression.

“Howdy,” he greeted. “Sorry ‘bout the ol’ Professor right then. He’s harmless, really, just a bit odd.” As he helped Sterling onto the horse, “The name’s Lee Buckley, by the way. Let me take ya into town and getcha some help, poor thing.”

“Right.” Sterling winced anytime his left arm touched something. It hurt so bad, and the material his now damaged time machine was made of was still hot to the touch. “Oh, and I-- er, Oliver Sterling, is my name…”

“Where’d ya come from, Sterlin’?” Buckley asked as he mounted the horse and rode toward the town. “I ain’t ever seen ya ‘round here.”

“Oh, that… Is a complicated answer.” He laughed softly,though it hurt, leaning lightly against Buckley. He still felt weak from his experience. “I need to recover some first, though, if you don’t mind.”

[exclamaquest]

Happy birthday!!! Ilysm!!!

ILSYM2 BESTIE!!!!

[exclamaquest]

tell me about your powers au, tell me words i won't recognize, i desire the forbidden knowledge

SO THE BASIS is that everyone in the THH cast has superpowers. how did they get them? idk. BUT they have them. and they’re there and it’s just the norm that ultimates have powers. HOWEVER!!! not everyone’s ultimate is connected to their power!!! and not all of them are helpful!! like mondo’s, his is basically weaponized ptsd, but he can bring other people into his flashbacks. hiro has past vision, but he’s convinced he has future vision! so that’s. fun. when he goes up to mondo and is like dude you CANNOT get on a motorcycle. you can’t let yourself do that. your brother is gonna die and mondo is like ...bitch? that happened already? don’t fucking say that? and drags him in. yes i have this partially written.

sakura has hyperempathy, which is good in some cases and REALLY bad in others. she’s had to develop a ridiculous amount of emotional strength bc she can’t control feeling others’ emotions. which means trials are INCREDIBLY hard for her lol. it’s. there’s a lot of weird snippets i have written places like uhh “the burn in core counteracted the burn of the people walking by the dojo. and when you focus on the muscles and it’s almost like you’re a normal girl. almost.” but i’m shit at writing KGJKGDGD so idk if itll ever come to fruition.

feel free to ask me more if anyone wants to know like specifics kjjDKLGJGD its rattling around in my  head but i dont want to go on for too long in one answer KJDSGD

[exclamaquest]

followed bc of [ redacted ] stayed bc ily!!! <3

NOT REDACTED (hides my face)

[exclamaquest]

i don't think i'm allowed to leave theo... since the beginning of time i have followed ur nerd blog....

you know how awful i was at 13 i have to keep tabs on you

[exclamaquest]

📚 hi i'm bothering you now

you are my:

( 📚 ) mutual

( 📚 ) friend

( 📚 ) close friend

( 📚 ) one of those friends who remembers me when i was a terrible 13 year old and i dont know how you tolerate me

you intimidate me:

(  ) yes

( 📚 ) no

( 📚 ) you used to when i was like 13

do i want to talk more:

( 📚 ) yes

(  ) no

have i ever had a crush on you:

(  ) yes

( 📚 ) no

best feature:

(  ) @

(  ) layout

( 📚 ) posts

( 📚 ) you :)

random

( 📚 ) you’re very funny

(  ) you’re adorable

( 📚 ) i freaked out when you followed me when i was 13

(  ) i feel like i annoy you

( 📚 ) i love seeing your posts on my dashboard

(  ) you’re so pretty

( 📚 )  i love you a lot /p

( 📚 ) you’re so relatable

( 📚 ) i’m grateful for you

( 📚 ) i wish i could meet you one day