crouton baby

merc || they/them || 20s || roller coasrte

[dwma]

[socialmaya]

[dalenthas]

I love that this joke works in English even though it's not written in English.

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[googleimagefinds]

image found while on google images ©

[fawntastic]

Well. If the shoe fish

[suspiriously]

this time i’m really gonna do it

[mochipuchi]

yiou can only reblog this post on july 17th dont reblog it on any other day or you will be boiled

[mochipuchi]

what the fuck

[0x4468c7a6a728]

you can't boil me it's july 17th

[necromancelena]

fuck i think im late to flipping my chicken nuggets do you think they're okay

[bfwonho]

this image just tickles me in a certain way like... not 'as hard as i can' but as soon.. he is too busy to laugh right now and he doesnt know when he will be available but he'll try to squeeze it in

[clubpenguinkiller]

cats always step precisely on your most sensitive areas when theyre crawling on you lovingly for cuddles. bladder dick ovaries boobs stomach bruise it doesnt matter. they have homing devices on their paws for the exact area you’re most tender at the moment and they put their full weight into that step. and sometimes they might keep their stance midstride so theyre just standing there forever forcing you to endure the pain. because they are simply too cute to get mad at

[goetic-justice]

The name's Loudly. Meows Loudly. And you're not gonna believe what I have to say next.

[heatherwitch]

Barn Swallow - Hirundo rustica

[turing-tested]

Sorry am on lsd. Shouldn't have told you 2 eat a sandwich. That is your decision not mine. Sorry

this ask is so awesome. my favorite part is I can't find the other ask they're apologizing for.

[sr-roto]

[beardedmrbean]

[glowcowboy]

bagel 🥯 btw. just think ab it

[oneheadtoanother]