#when im old

[carloabay]

I will never die. I will become the city's dramatic old lady who sits on her balcony in a rocking chair made for a sumo wrestler, drinking tea from a champagne flute, reading sapphic poetry aloud, wrapped in the biggest quilt you have ever seen. If the Devil wants my soul, they should beg for it.

[pultakhen]

Me in 2084: *fortnite dances in my wheelchair*

[avenoire]

@drawinggheys @mooncater

I WANT TO SIT UNDER MY OWN VINE, AND FIG T R E E---

[simptasia]

god, being happy used to be so easy, it used to take no effort at all... i never used to feel this way... like, i’m losing my mind more and more every day

[acinomthecat]

When I grow old and gray, I wanna be the crackhead grandma who wants to be on the news every week with my prankster gangster antics.

[zakthe-drak]

So it’s been a whole decade since I’ve don’t text-based rp and it’s just as fun as I remembered.

[skin--slave]

I can't wait to be old, blaring Use Your Fist and Not Your Mouth in the activities room of the retirement village. I'll be leaving memes about DNRs and large-print smut fic on the bulletin board, right next to the bingo schedule. My buds and I will take day trips to tattoo parlors and art supply stores. We'll be shuffling around Hotter Topic in corset-laced shift dresses, band shirts and orthopedic loafers. We'll sip pumpkin spice Ensure and make out anytime we want. Basically, I'm saying I need to buy a retirement village.

[train-harder-to-be-better]

Well now you know what I’ll look like when I’m old. I’ll still be making gains