#wheresmygoddamntea

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

Shut up! Sit your ass down in that chair and drink your goddamn TEA!

aksjdasj this was funny enough but then i read ur URL

(i’m answering old asks rn, the box isn’t open yet, im trying to get through a shitload of requests)

[badassbarmaid]

"I'd recommend some #$%^ing whiskey. Speaking of, got any in this joint?"

“For you? Always.” She’s already fixing him a glass with said alcohol.

[devilreno]

"I know your game you little shit and I'm not buying it."

@wheresmygoddamntea

       ❝ An’ no one asked ya, old man. ❞

        for the sake of Tifa, he didn’t choose a snarkier response.

[ivory-paragon]

No one’s stopping you Cid.....

@wheresmygoddamntea

[ivory-paragon]

@wheresmygoddamntea

[pretiumvitae-moved-blog]

Because Cid wanted this waifu diagnostics. 

[bigshct]

@wheresmygoddamntea said : " So was your old man a cook too? Or he just mine that same damn coal same as everyone out where you're from?"

‘     naw , my daddy weren’t a cook .     ‘     and tho momma wallace was , she ain’t the one who taught him a thing or two .     the one who breathed that talent into him , well , she was just a memory to creep up once in a blue moon . ‘     my late wife . . . she was uh , magician in the kitchen .     ‘     to this day , it still brings him a little pain to talk about those days .     when she was sick , when she was gettin’ worse .     ‘     i learned , i kinda had to . . . i wanted to . . .     ‘     he trails off , a small shrug as he passed off not really looking to continue on the why .     mebbe , jus’ hopin’ cid got the hint , yunno ?

[finalhxaven]

“You’ve got to be strong. We all know you're the one that's really holding that goddamn spiky idiot together.”

☆ “—!” Eyes widened, lips parted yet silence reigned in her shocked demeanor. Wasn’t expecting that from him. Cid had always been blunt, but always seemed to prioritize the journey at hand rather than any sentimental... Well, BULLSHIT, as he would put it. Her hand rest to her chest. 

“I. Uh... Will. Wow.”

Should really give Cloud more credit though...