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An appreciation of prose is learned, not instinctive. It is an acquired taste, like Scotch whisky. 

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Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough. 

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I’m on a whisky diet. I’ve lost three days already. 

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I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch 

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My God, so much I like to drink Scotch that sometimes I think my name is Igor Stra-whiskey. 

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A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t have the decency to thank her. 

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It is true that whisky improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 

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I’m a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four.