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Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I’m thirsty, not dirty.
An appreciation of prose is learned, not instinctive. It is an acquired taste, like Scotch whisky.
No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single
A fine single malt whisky, of course, is purely medicinal - it cures all manner of ailments one may care to imagine
I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.
Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I’m thirsty, not dirty.
Always carry a flagon of whisky in case of snakebite, and furthermore, always carry a small snake.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t have the decency to thank her.
