#whiskeyquote

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Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I’m thirsty, not dirty. 

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What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for. 

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Always carry a flagon of whisky in case of snakebite, and furthermore, always carry a small snake. 

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Too much of anything is bad, but too much of good whiskey is barely enough. 

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Ninety percent I’ll spend on good times, women, and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I’ll probably waste. 

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Whiskey, like a beautiful woman, demands appreciation. You gaze first, then it’s time to drink. 

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Whisky is liquid sunshine. 

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Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.