#whisky_droid

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Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I’m thirsty, not dirty. 

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A fine single malt whisky, of course, is purely medicinal - it cures all manner of ailments one may care to imagine 

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My own experience has been that the tools I need for my trade are paper, tobacco, food, and a little whisky. 

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What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for. 

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I’m on a whisky diet. I’ve lost three days already. 

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Ninety percent I’ll spend on good times, women, and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I’ll probably waste. 

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Some say the glass is half empty, some the glass is half full. I say, ‘You gonna finish that?’ 

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To be or not to be, f*** up on whiskey, that is the question.