Whorecruxes > Death eaters
Death eaters: get ugly art burnt into your skin, will hurt like a bitch
Whorecruxes: cool merch and swaggy dudes, we even have bucket hats!
Death eaters: Must dress like they are still in their teenager emo phase, ugly and depressing
Whorecruxes: Cool merch and cool aesthetics, like dark academia, we attack in style B)
Death eaters: Boring name, death eaters!? Like c’mon, that sounds disgusting, at least add the words “ice-cream” or “Crisps” in the name, now that’s delicious
Whorecruxes: we have the freedom of voting, and in the result of having cool people in the whorecruxes, we got the amazing name!
Stand with me to express how whorecruxes are superior, if you can, just send more reasons to Voldemort and let him read them, if you cant, then feel free to just send— “Whorecruxes >>>”
*dramatic bow* Thank you, you all lovely whorecruxes and the ever so glorious Voldemort
If I ever put together a publicity team, remind me to hire you. Though I do feel like the films depicting my followers and I were a bit misleading - the dark wizard aesthetic is far more refined than you must be imagining.
And wait - we have merch? Bucket hats? When did I sign off on this?
