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if you ever feel embarrassed just remember that once when i was six i put my leggings on backwards and only realized that i did after we got to the party we were gping to and instead of helping me find my mom so she could help me my dad proceeded to drag me around and show everyone how i’d put my leggings on backwards and god that was awful

#party #fail #whydad #dad #dads #what the heck #why would you even #helpme #thanksdad #gee thanks #that wasnt very cash money of you

Dad, holding up a common art tool called a T-square in the middle of a craft store: look honey i’m T posing

#Tpose #art #dadjoke #shitpost #whydad

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Marko fucked up again

Marko, you piece of shit. You dared to challenge me and who I am on TeamSpeak again? IT IS ON.

Marko, you have ruined my life for the last time. You have fucked my mom for the last time Marko. You have ruined every moment we ever had together. We ran deep, we made a difference in the world you and I. You make me sick, you break me deep inside. I am disgusted, I am broken as a man and as a lover that I once was of you.

Marko, you dirty son of a gun. You ARE THE REASON THIS WORLD IS ON FIRE RIGHT NOW... THIS WORLD BEING MY WORLD. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! WHAT... HAVE... .YOU...... DONER?!?!~?!?!@?!@?!@?!?1@??@!$?