#widge.txt

[caserobard]

CARROT IN A BOX GAME CHANGER EDITION?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[caserobard]

annual reminder to spay and neuter your jesters!!! see if there’s a trap neuter release program in your fiefdom!!!

[caserobard]

i don't need the box of doom blanket i don't need the box of doom blanket i don't need the box of doom blanket

[caserobard]

had a dream last night that i watched a tv show that had so much discourse on this hellsite. the main character was some guy with superpowers who decided to literally explode every single queer person on the planet except from one (1) old couple because they faced homophobia in their youth. there were people arguing that the main character wasn't homophobic because the old couple just wanted to live in their own safe space. he was played by the most generically handsome white man who could barely act. the writing in the show was terrible even without exploding all the gays. it was both beloved and hated on tumblr and thus inescapable. i woke up halfway through writing a response to a callout post because i found the show campy and fun up until the exploding gays and that obviously made me evil

[caserobard]

so anyway I laughed so hard I nearly died this weekend. no words. the apotheosis is truly upon us.

[caserobard]

happy foul bauble of man's vanity day to all who celebrate!!!!

[caserobard]

🧛 Dracula Daily Schedule 🧛

in case it’s useful for anyone else, here’s a dracula daily schedule! key below.

🦇= up to 15 mins

🧛‍♂️= approx 1 hr

grey = up to 15 mins

blue = up to 45 mins

orange = 1 hr+

[caserobard]

so annoying that the youtube subscriptions page is becoming progressively non functioning. i literally just want a list in reverse chronological order of the videos published by the channels i'm subscribed to. i don't WANT to jump through hoops to see that and nothing else! i don't WANT youtube to recommend to me what it thinks out of my subscriptions i'm going to want to watch!