#widofjordwulf

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🎶Six foot tall and super strong🎶

POV: you walk in on your boyfriends sparring far too early in the morning 😅💖

(This is saved as “Caleb.exe has stopped” in my files)

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I have figured out my ship type. 

Nerdy Sad Boi + Wholesome Himbo Boi 

[sociallyawkwardfoxwriter]

WidoFjordWulf prompt💚 Jester and Astrid(who've already got together because they're not idiots) are sick of watching their three boys pine after each other. They intervine Lovingly.......and Forcefully:)

Do I know why this is what I came up with? No.

Enjoy!

"Hello, Fjord!" With his fist still raised in the middle of knocking, Jester took it as an opportunity to drag him into the house. "How are you doing this morning? We're so glad you were able to come over. It's been too long. Did you have fun at sea? I bet it was really lonely without any of us there with you."

"I wasn't alone. I had the crew."

"Yeah, but they aren't us. I bet you missed us. Who did you miss most? I bet I know who."

"I missed all of you equally."

"You're just saying that. You don't have to pretend. I know you missed me, but you didn't miss me most."

He fought the urge to roll his eyes to avoid incurring Astrid's wrath as she gave him a wave from her spot poking a pan on the stove. "I'll bite. Who was it I missed most?"

"I don't know. Maybe, two really smart and handsome and sad wizards that live together in Nicodranas and missed you, too."

"Of course, I missed Caleb and Wulf while I was gone. I missed all of you."

"I know that, but you missed them the most."

"Jester-"

The heavy click of plate setting in front of him and Astrid's firm expression distracted him from what he had been about to say. The silence persisted as Astrid finished putting out everything for breakfast, then took a seat next to Jester. His entire body went tense when she didn't make any move to start eating and simply stared at him instead. Any need to break the silence was thankfully taken out of his hands by Astrid's cool tone.

"I think it's time we all be honest about what's going on between the three of you. I know you love being at sea, but I think we can all agree that your months spent away give you an excuse to ignore it."

"I don't follow."

Astrid crossed her arms over her chest and raised a single eyebrow. "Do you like leaving Caleb and Wulf behind? Because I can tell you that they hate it. They act like everything is fine, but they would rather be with you and the more times you do this the less time you'll have with them. Now, it's not necessarily on you to be the one to make the first move. However, we're talking about Caleb and Wulf. They're so emotionally scarred they're still tiptoeing around each other and they live together. If you want to be with them romantically, it is likely you will need to make first move or it will never happen."

"I'd just have to leave them. I'm not going to do that to them."

"Have you ever considered they would want to come with you?"

"Caleb's not going to leave his kids and it's not fair to take Wulf and leave him behind."

"If only you knew incredibly smart and powerful wizards that could think of a possible teleportation related solution to that problem."

"Point taken." This time he didn't fight back rolling his eyes at Astrid's smirk. "I suppose between the five of you a solution to that could be found."

"A teleportation circle on a moving vessel would be a fun challenge."

"You're all too smart for your own good."

"Finish your breakfast. Caleb and Wulf will be furious if they found out you came to see us first."

"You invited me over."

"Technically, Jester invited you over."

"Technically, my ass."

[sociallyawkwardfoxwriter]

Widofjordwulf prompt: Caleb loves his fiancés. He does. Truely. But the two paladins arguing over which church to get married in. Raven Queen or Wild Mother. Fjord argues Caduceus could preform the wedding ceremony for them. Eadwulf argues that with two of them being from the empire it would be rather meaningful to them if they were wed under a legally recognized deity. Caleb's just glad Eadwulf was the one to veto Jester's suggestion of letting the Traveler do it.

There was only one way this could end. You all know it's true.

Enjoy!

"How long have they been at it this time?"

With a sigh, he looked up from the color swatches and drawings of formalwear that he'd been looking at for the better part of the morning to give Beau his full attention. "We made it through breakfast."

"After that?"

"Well, I brought all of this out for us to discuss. You can see how well that is going."

"Have they come up with any new arguments?"

"I wish." He spared a glance at the two across the table from them, then released another heavy sigh. "Caduceus could do the ceremony for us. The Blooming Grove would be a gorgeous venue. We're from the Empire. Melora isn't a legally recognized deity. Caduceus has ties to the Raven Queen as well. There wouldn't be any issues with our marriage being legally recognized in the Empire. I know people who could do it for us."

"Damn. Why don't you tell me how you really feel about it?"

"Beauregard, I have been listening to them argue about this for weeks. It is exhausting."

"Lucky you, I have some good news for you."

"You do?"

She held up a piece of paper with a smirk. "I talked to Dairon. They connected me with some people. It'll be legal in the Empire and the Menagerie Coast and I'm Fjord's first mate, so I could also do it at sea. You've got options. All under the name of Ioun, obviously."

"Have I ever told you that you're my favorite person in the entire world and every plane?"

"No, but feel free to tell me that as often as you'd like."

"I'll see if I can pencil it into my schedule between searching for venues and determining the guest list."

"At least, I gave you one thing to check off your to-do list, and maybe they'll be useful now. Of course, you'll have to break it to them first."

"Believe me, that will not be an issue." He turned to look at the two across the table, then loudly cleared his throat to get their attention. "If you're done ignoring me, I've handled who will be the officiant of the ceremony. There's no reason for that to take up more of your time than it already has."

The two shared a quick glance before Fjord spoke. "Who would that be?"

"Beauregard has taken the time out of her busy schedule to use her connections with the Cobalt Soul to allow her to legally wed us in the Empire or Menagerie Coast in the name of Ioun. Obviously, we can include your patrons in the ceremony, which means there's no longer a need to pick between the two. We could also be married at sea, but I would rather not run the risk of someone getting drunk and falling overboard. This means we can still have one of our good friends officiate as Fjord was suggesting and we'll be wed under a god recognized by the Empire like Wulf was suggesting."

"That sounds like a perfectly reasonable solution."

"Let's call it a compromise, like all good relationships have, and move on to actually planning the rest of our wedding as loving partners. Do you think we can do that?" When they both gave nods of agreement, he pushed the drawings and color swatches over to them. "Good. Look these over. Beauregard and I have some business that should only take a few hours. We'll discuss these when I get back. Don't have too much fun without me."

"We would never. We love you."

"I love you both. Even when you drive me up the wall."

[sociallyawkwardfoxwriter]

Do you ship BlumenFjord?

Because I do now:)

I don't! I do enjoy Blumentrio and Widofjordwulf. In all honesty, my favorite person to ship Astrid with is Jester. Their interaction after their dinner with Trent has stuck in my head and I love it!

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Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M, Multi Fandom: Critical Role (Web Series) Relationship: Fjord/Caleb Widogast, Fjord/Caleb Widogast/Eodwulf, Eodwulf/Caleb Widogast Characters: Caleb Widogast, Fjord (Critical Role), Eodwulf (Critical Role) Additional Tags: Bad Things Happen Bingo, Alternate Universe - Evil, Vampire Bites, Blood Drinking, Blood, Canon-Typical Violence, Implied/Referenced Character Death, Hurt/Comfort, Cuddling & Snuggling