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You dunderheads
Can’t wait for a storm of teenage girls to swarm to this post in bitter rage
Could I ask for Lena and Emily hugging Amélie, with Amélie having a proper scowl going on but secretly she loves her silly girls
Tsun tsun
Bringing Her Home
Here’s the first half of my fic giveaway to @queer-trans-amazon :D Some tooth rotting sweet fluff.
Summary: When Emily returns home from a shift at the hospital to find Lena curled up on the couch, she and Amelie do their best to cheer her up. Pairing: Widowtracerily Rating: T/PG Warnings: Trans Female Character, Gender Dysphoria
Emily let out a relieved sigh as she stepped off the elevator and headed down the hallway to the apartment she shared with Lena and Amélie. It had been a long day at work and Emily was more than ready for a chance to just sit down. She tried to open the door, the key missing the lock several times before it finally slid into place.
Both Lena and Amélie were supposed to be home from Overwatch today after being away for over two weeks, and Emily couldn’t help but feel at ease knowing that. She made her way into the apartment, hanging up her bag and coat and removing her shoes before placing them on the rack by the door. Emily couldn’t help but smile at the sight of Lena’s shoes kicked off randomly in the doorway.
She crossed paths with Amélie in the kitchen first, finding her leaning against the bench with two cups of tea made. Amélie greeted her with a warm smile and pushed the second cup towards Emily before sipping her own.
“Long day at work, chérie?” Amélie asked, leaning in to kiss the top of Emily’s forehead.
part one was awesome. if you're up for it can you do a part to the widowtraclily story?
Pt 1 --- Pt 2
[A Talon airship descends upon Chateau Guillard, a crack team of Talon’s best agents descending onto the grounds to capture their rogue agent. They make their way inside and begin clearing rooms]
Widowmaker’s voice, somewhere in the darkness of the rafters - I SEE youuuuuu
Agent - SHE’S HERE !
[The agents group up and scan the area]
[Visor activation sound]
Widowmaker- [visor activates ] Personne n'échappe à mon regard.
[The sounds of gunfire and screams echo throughout the Chateau, as Widowmaker secures the area]
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[Widowmaker sits in the middle of the bedroom, sipping tea, blood splattered over her face. Emily sleeps soundly in bed in the other room as Tracer beats her foot against the dog cage she’s stuck in]
Sombra- [appears in the chair next to Widowmaker] Ok chica, you’ve got some explaining to do
Widowmaker - [puts down her tea solemnly] I……
Tracer - [in the other room] YOU BETTER LET ME……
[Widowmaker lifts up a shock collar remote and presses the button]
Tracer- [major shock] OW !
[Tracer falls unconscious]
Widowmaker- She’s making the most awful racket Sombra [rubs temples of forehead] Doesn’t she understand that I’m doing this for her own good ?
Sombra- What, you save her life from Talon agents and she still wants to kill you ?
Widowmaker- I……haven’t told her
Sombra- Why ?
Widowmaker- [takes another sip of tea]
Sombra- Don’t tell me [covers mouth to stifle laughter] You’re scared of HER
Widowmaker - [grimaces] She makes me…….feel things
Sombra- Down the…..
Widowmaker- [stern] Don’t be vulgar [glares]
Sombra- ……
Widowmaker - ……
Sombra- ……do you……WANT…..to feel things ?
Widowmaker - ……yes
Sombra- ……
Widowmaker - ……
Sombra- [sighs] [juts finger to Tracer] You want me to….
Widowmaker - Merci
Writing Requests are OPEN
(Could you send a third request so I can send the next one when I’m done with it @noxumbre)
Better Angels - Ch. 26
“So. Stealing cars, chérie?”
Lena coughed nervously. “Well. Stealing is an ugly word, innit? Maybe better to stay…borrowing? Mostly.”
Emily rolled her eyes. “Exactly how many of them did you put back when you were finished, sweet?”
Lena stuck her tongue out. “Did you both decide to gang up on me today?”
“I’m just curious,” Amélie objected innocently, “it’s very interesting to learn more about your…colorful…childhood.”
“Hazing a new rider is pretty traditional,” Emily admitted, “and you did invite it a bit with the way you were acting.” Lena grumbled under her breath as she took a bite of her chicken, then took a sip from a bottle of water before she looked over to where Amélie watched her, her chin resting on her hand. “I told you – in and out of trouble a lot, when I was younger. Some of that trouble was learning a bit about how to boost cars. We’d usually just go for a ride around the neighborhood – and I did return them where I could, thank you – but some were a bit nastier about it. I didn’t spend a lot of time with that lot.”
Amélie hummed softly, raising an eyebrow. “And did that have something to do with your military service?”
Lena chuckled. “What, in front of the judge and go to the Service or go to the dock? Nah. That’s for the movies.” She grinned. “I may not have been able to break the laws of physics back then, but I still was a pretty good sprinter. I never got nicked back in those days, at least not for that.”
Emily smirked. “But you did get caught for a few other things.”
Depressed reptile man fights along side undead lizards against lesbians because they ruined his life
“By the power of plot armor and love,you’re going down lizard breath!”
“Bloody ‘ell just end me”
Killing Gerard Lacroix, Chapter One.
Pairings: Widowtracerily, McGenji Rating: M Summary: After a call comes in about Gérard Lacroix having been murdered, detectives Jesse McCree and Fareeha Amari are set on the case to find his killer only to find out things are not as simple as they seem. Tags: Murder Mystery, Modern Setting, Talk of a Dead Body, It’s not too shippy but there are shippy moments.
Jesse grumbled in frustration as he woke up to the sound of his phone buzzing against the top of his wooden bedside table. He peered one eye open as he picked it up, tilting the screen towards his face. 4:24am. Gabriel. That was never a good sign. With a quick swipe of his thumb, he answered the incoming phone call.
“‘Ello?” Jesse mumbled, running a hand down his face in an attempt to help wake himself up.
“Jesse, I need you to come down here. Got a murder scene for you and Fareeha to look at.” Gabriel paused for a moment, as if being interrupted, “She’s already making her way down, said you don’t need to worry about getting a cup of coffee. I’ll text you the address.”
“Right. Be there soon.” He said, hanging up the phone and tossing it back onto the table.
Genji rolled over in the bed, slinging his arm around Jesse’s waist and nuzzling up against the top of his shoulder, “Gotta go?” He asked, still half asleep.
“Yep. Gotta get to a murder scene, probably on the other side of town, knowin’ my luck.” Jesse said with a sigh. He took a few more moments to enjoy Genji’s affections before forcing himself out of bed.
Smut Feb Schedule
1st of Feb - 1 - Pharmoicy - Mixed Up Schedules
3rd of Feb - 2 - Brigette/ Pharah - Body Worship
5th of Feb - 3 - Trans Tracer/Widow - Blow Job from hell
7th of Feb - 4 - GingerSpider - Rope Play, eating food off each other.
9th of Feb - 5 - Speedy Recovery - Comfort after a brush with death
11th of Feb - 6 - Mei/Zarya - Long distance Phone Sex/Video Call
13th of Feb - 7 - Widowtracerily - ABO, Pregnancy Kink
15th of Feb - 8 - Sym/Som/trans Genji - Genji as a double bottom
17th of Feb - 9 - Trans Tracer/Widow - Puppy play
19th of Feb - 10 - Widowtracer - Trans Widow getting blowjob/being ridden by Tracer
21st of Feb - 11 - Spiderbyte - On a mission
23rd of Feb - 12 - Jack/Gabe/Ana/Rein - "Shh, I'll take care of you."
25th of Feb - 13 - Widowtracer - Cruel Domme Widow, Eager Sub Tracer
27th of Feb - 14 - Widowtracer, Sympharah - Swinging
28th of Feb - 15 - Korrasami - Morning Sex