I tried to flirtily tell my wife "I trust my employer" and she just said "WRONG. Never trust the man."


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I tried to flirtily tell my wife "I trust my employer" and she just said "WRONG. Never trust the man."
Sup yall I'm back.. now appreciate my lovely wife's drawings.... @drkaeyaimpact
Dis is Katherine (Katherine is an oc that my dearest made and she's an omnipresent present being that originally was supposed to help people adjust going to heaven but she was shortly renewed to a new person and now guides immortal beings to heaven. And her goal is to be with her new family)
my wife and i, big crocodile
my wife is asleep and i am stress eating candy and i cant wait for her to be awake and i cannot sleep unt she is awake and then i will want her but i must sleep someday i must sleep in her soft warm arms. she must sleep for now and all i get to do is watch her dream and hope and pray she dreams well, though if she has a nightmare i get to comfort her all i want is her well resting and comfort but i miss her so bad and i could wake her now but i know she must rest my sleeping beauty how you tempt me little princess
They literally love each other sm guys like just look at them. Why are their faces so close?? Are they about to kiss????🤨
I’m autistic, (think, the arfid type among other food issues) and the best thing to happen to me (in all aspects; I am so lucky) is my wife
She respects my boundaries with food without shaming me or belittling me about how limited or repetitive my habits are. This sounds like basic decency but to be honest, it really doesn’t seem to be, the amount of times in my life I have been told I am childish or rude or made fun of for my palate is insurmountable
She pays attention to textures and tastes that I dislike, asks questions and then *remembers* and that is something I am so grateful for every time we cook or order food together
She is a safe space for me to try new foods. When we try things together, she will take care to see if there is anything about the texture or taste that may cause me sensory distress and she warns me it may do so, which is wonderful! She is wonderful!
She inspires me to try new things but doesn’t push or pressure me, and she doesn’t lure me into eating things that would cause me distress because the reaction is funny. (I’ve had lots of that my whole life, particularly with spicy foods or foods with repulsive textures)
If she is to criticise my food intake, it is *only* ever concern over the nutritional value, as a lot of my safe foods tend to not be particularly protein rich or healthy for me longterm. She encourages little bits of variety slowly and she makes it safe for me
This all being said, she is an especially spectacular cook, and all I crave right now are her eggs and burgers. She makes the best in the world. I am sick right now and I yearn for her cooking, her warmth and her scent, her love and her kindness, her holding me and my face resting in the crook of her neck.
She is at work and woe is me until 4:30pm
relationships are 50/50
i sit looking pretty in a collar and she does sick twisted pavlovian experiments on me
I'm so happy that some day I get to be a wife, to be a mother, to be a glowing light of femininity that holds my family together. I was so lost for so long from myself, and I feel like I'm finally finding my way home. Nothing brings me quite as much joy as knowing some day I'll have a ring on my finger from my life partner and will have such a world of love and sacrifice around me. Nothing could make me happier ♡