#wild no

[crystalline-cheeto]

YOU GUYS IS WILD DEAD???

[tentimesthecourage]

Four: If you bite it and you die; it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die; it's venomous.

Wind: What if it bites me and it dies?

Legend: That means you're poisonous. For fuck sake, Wind, learn to listen.

Hyrule: What if it bites itself and I die?

Time: It's voodoo.

Rinku: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Four: That's correlation, not causation.

Sky: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Wild: That's kinky!

[links-hella-fine-booty]

I CAN INDEED CONFIRM THAT BREATH OF THE WILD LINK IS INTO OLDER WOMEN. SOME OF HIS REACTIONS/THINGS HE CAN SAY TO THE GREAT FAIRIES HINTS AT IT AND THERE ARE ALSO SEVERAL WOMEN OLDER THAN HIM THAT HE CAN FLIRT WITH.

ima tell that child to not do that and rethink his choices in life

[linkeduniverse-incorrect]

Wild, while eating a flower: Did you know there are five species of plants that will make you pass out by digesting them?

Twilight: wha-

Wild:...

Wild: make that six

Wild: *faints*

[twilitprincess]

Wild: Schrödinger’s cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.

[fox-moblin]

I just read your lil angsty short and now I have this image of Twi asking Wild for a hand and Wild tossing his gross corpse arm at him ala toy story style 🤣

Yessssss :>