#incorrect botw

[incorrect-revalink]

replaying hwaoc because i can’t buy totk until i finish my finals so have some out of context bitchy revali

link, trying his best:

revali: you’re ridiculous

zelda: i swear to hylia

mipha: don’t do that

zelda: what?

mipha: swear to hylia

revali: why? i swear to valoo all the time

mipha: and look where that got you

revali, looking at link: shit you’re right

~~~

revali, at his wedding: LOOK WHERE SWEARING TO VALOO GOT ME MIPHA

zelda: I TOLD YOU I WAS FINE SWEARING TO HYLIA IS THIS WHY IT TOOK SO LONG???

[just-some-brainrot]

link, to the yiga whose knife is in his arm: come on, i know you can do it. you’re so close, too, just put your mind to it and try a little more!

link: i believe in you!

the yiga soldier, sobbing: they didn’t tell me the hero of hyrule waS FUCKING INSANE

[skywardnerd]

Zelda: Link stop.

Link: NEVADA

Zelda: …you mean never?

Link: Wyoming

Zelda: Why are you like this?

Link: Whynotming?

Zelda: Fuck you

[senor-cummies]

Sidon: *breathes*

Link: Have you ever seen The Shape of Water?

[leeknowpegger]

revali does not approve of heterosexuality

[officialfanperson]

Zelda: If you died because you ate McDonalds, would it be worth it?

Link:

Link: Honestly, what a way to go out.

[just-some-brainrot]

link, explaining how mipha’s grace works: i was on a time crunch to kill the demon in the castle before it killed everyone else and i couldn’t wait for my broken ribs to heal so i self-medicated by throwing myself off a cliff

zelda: i never want to hear those words, in that order, ever again

[just-some-brainrot]

zelda: ….why are you both staring at a clock? why is there a bag of rupees on the table???

purah:

link:

[clock dings and link rushes outside then violently pukes in the bush]

purah, sighing as she pushes the money across the table: i was so sure he wouldn’t last five minutes after drinking from the guidance stone…

zelda:

zelda: he whAT—