#williamsolace

[thepeoplewhoknowwhatpjois]

Will: Why hello there, fellow Homo sapien.

Nico: *Looks up from book* Um, hi?

Will: You are my myocardium.

Nico: Alright… Will, stop with your jokes already. I need to finish this book for class.

Will: Ah! I see you’re using your oculus uterque to read this text.

Nico: My uterus? Will, I don’t think you’re ready to be a doctor.

Will: Nonsense! I know everything about the human anatomy.

Nico: That’s great but I need to finish this so I can do my project on Shakespeare soo…

Will: Before I go, may I squeeze your torso with my brachium?

Nico: Uhh, nooo..?

Will: Well, that’s too bad. But, can I place my labium superius oris and my labium inferius oris on your labium superius oris and your labium inferius oris?

Nico: What the heck does that even mean?? This is exactly why I’d never be a doctor!

Will: Calm your sensory nerves. I know your oculus uterque can’t resist my rectus abdominis muscle.

Nico: My what to your what to my what what?

Will: I don’t think your neurons, astrocytes, oligodendrocytes, and microglia are functioning very properly.

Nico: Will, I’m fine. I just got a check-up- FROM YOU- last week. I’m alright, I’m healthy.

Will: May we reproduce?

Nico: …

Will: “Phew, he doesn’t know what that means”

Nico: Could you get my hydroflask from the fridge, honey?

Will: Oh, sure, babe.

Will: *Hands Nico his hydroflask*

Nico: *Yeets hydroflask at Will’s head*

Nico: *Grins* I hope I inflicted some nice trauma to your cerebrum.

𝔽𝕚𝕝𝕖: 𝕄𝕪 𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕖 🌻

𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕.𝚎𝚡𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚍 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐

𝚃𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚋𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚝 𝙳𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚎 𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚕𝚢

Will: NICO WHERE THE HELL AM I?!?!

Nico: Oh, you’re just in Hades.

Will: But the MCAT’s today.

Nico: 😑

Will: 😩🥺😭

Hey, guys! Do you want a finished version of the Solangelo campfire song? Comment down below if you do. Also, thank you all for the great support!! 😌💖

[thepeoplewhoknowwhatpjois]

Will: Ahem… *Clears throat*

Will: *Starts playing a cheery- or cheesy tbh- tune on the guitar*

Will: Ohh, my emo, McDonalds’ lovin’ boy

Nico: Oh, no. Not this again… *Hides face in hands*

Will: Nico, my sunshine, you’re my joy.

Nico: Ugghhh.

Will: My sweet angel, my apparition

Nico: Don’t compare my pale skin to a ghost!

Will: Meeting you was my greatest mission.

Nico: …

Will: I may be a demigod but I’m not perfect

Nico: Obviously…

Will: But living is definitely worth it

Nico: Okay?

Will: When you have a soul-hating, death-loving boyfriend

Nico: At least that much is accurate *Rolls eyes*

Will: Who’ll give you children so they can descend (from Solangelo).

Nico: Sure- wait, what?!

Will: 🤗

Nico: 😳😑

Nico: 👊🏻

Will: 😧😵

Nico: There, children.

Will: I did not ask for you to punch me.

Nico: No, I gave you children. See: *Shows fist where he’s written, “Children”, with a marker*

Will: You had that planned??

Nico: Yes, Will. I know who you are- MY ANNOYING SUNNY ADORABLE BOYFRIEND

Will: 🤭😊

Will: Well, want to sing this at the campfire tonight? ☺️

Nico: You have no shame.

Will: My sweet little-

Nico: *Furiously inhales* SHUT. UP.

Will: My-

Nico: SHUT IT, SOLACE!!!!

Comment, “Si signore!”, if you’d love to have this as a campfire single. I spent a good 30 minutes writing this poem/song. 😌✨

[thepeoplewhoknowwhatpjois]

How Will & Nico argue (probably what happens, right?):

Will: Nico! Are you okay, my little baby ghost?!

Nico: Baby wha- I’m good.

Will: No! No, you’re not, Nico! You just got stabbed in the stomach!

Nico: Seriously, Will. I’m fine. It just stings a little, that’s all.

Will: Oh my, gods! We need to get you to the Big House before your wound turns septic.

Nico: No, no we don’t! I’m not going to the infirmary again- I’M NOT DOING THIS FOR A 12TH TIME THIS WEEK!!! You’re so extra, Will. At this point, I don’t even know why you ask if I’m okay just for you to say that I’m not.

Will: Nico, honey… I’m a doctor. I know what I’m doing.

Nico: You’re 16.

Will: I’m a doctor.

Nico: You’re 16… and unqualified.

*After 3 minutes*

Nico: Hmph! Fine!

Will: Nico, look… I’m sorry.

Nico: No, leave me alone. I’m going to our room- don’t follow me.

Will: But-

Nico: I have homework to do, which I just realized is way better than you. *Turns to walk away*

Will: 🥲

Will: I’ll buy you a happy meal.

Nico: *Instantly turns around* You’re the best doctor ever, Will! Tell me more about the first time you did surgery.

Us, the readers: They- they’re so adorable, even when they argue 🥺😩

[thepeoplewhoknowwhatpjois]

I swear on my life and the River Styx (Greek mythology + J. Maya reference) that these are the PJO/HoO/ToA characters’ lock screen wallpapers:

Percy -

Annabeth -

Nico -

Will -

Reyna -

I’ll come up with more later :)

[thepeoplewhoknowwhatpjois]

Will: Adorable, soft, little ball of sunshine that is huggable and amazing, looks like a sunflower, and is cheesecake & cinnamon-vanilla-autumn-scented

Nico: Also adorable but a deadly black hole that is annoyed by his boyfriend and will take you to hell if you take away his happy meal

Everyone: How are they even together?

Anoint (me, the author): I guess the saying, “Opposites attract”, was quite true in this case.

I don’t why I included Rodrick Heffley in this but I just saw waaay too many good memes on him on YouTube so yeah.

[thepeoplewhoknowwhatpjois]

I took a deep breath. I picked up the mythology book

Perseus Jackson, The Lightning Thief

Is it the new Solangelo book, Perry Johnson?

[thepeoplewhoknowwhatpjois]

Will: Hey, Nico, my little ghosty boii! Anything ya’ grateful for today on Thanksgiving?

Nico: *Blank expression, scrolling through Instagram* Mmh, no.

Will: Are you sure? How about something obvious?

Nico: Eh, life’s not that obvious- it’s like a labyrinth.

Will: … Well, are you grateful for your favorite person?

Nico: I don’t really like people.

Nico: *Looks up at Will* Oh, you’re right! Mrs. O’Leary-

Will: *Sighs in sadness*

Nico: -can wait. Let’s go and bake some pumpkin pie, babykin.

Will: 🥺🤗

Nico: 🥲 (what a cutie, william) 🥰

Will: Soo, am I your favorite person? ☺️

Nico: Yes, idiota. 😑

Will: 🥲😊

Nico: *Heart melts* 💛+🖤=💖

P.S.: Happy Thanksgiving!! 😌🍁✨

P.P.S.: I found this on Pinterest. Isn’t this them?! 🧸

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜✨

[thepeoplewhoknowwhatpjois]

Yes, it is finally here: Part 2 of the Solangelo Campfire Song!! Also, so sorry to keep you guys waiting :c

Will: Oh, my sweet little shadooow.

Nico: Oh, nooo.

Will: Baby, you’re my wilted willooow.

Nico: Oh, Joooe.

Will: You’re my world, my perfect-tiooon.

Nico: Oh, sooo

Will: I looove youuuuu

Nico: Let me try.

Nico: Oh, my beautiful trash can.

Will: No, nooo.

Nico: Buy me a life insurance plan

Will: NO, bro.

Nico: And, we can go and slow dance

Will: Oh, fo sho.

Nico: Step on your feet like they’re glaaass

Will: Damn, bro.

Nico: I’ll override your plans, yeah

Will: Um, oh

Nico: Instead of seeing that dance

Will: Woah, no

Nico: In Hades, burning your pants

Will: Woah, slow

Nico: I haaate youuuuu

Hope y’all enjoy :’)

Would you guys want a pt. 3, ever? If you do, just comment below.

P.S.: I liked one of my own posts accidentally and I have no idea how to remove that like now ;-; Someone please help out grandma over here

P.P.S.: I know this song is kind of cringey but I put my tears into it, tears that came from not sleeping lmao it’s 2:20 am