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Incorrect House of Anubis Quotes
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Incorrect House of Anubis Quotes
mundane anubis headcanons
- there’s years worth of nail polish spilled on amber’s floor but instead of coming clean to trudy she just bought a rug
- mick brings his playstation from home that he plugs into the tv in the living room for him and fabian to play
- jerome and alfie prefer computer games
- patricia only listens to music on her headphones if she’s emotional, but in general she prefers her vinyls
- mara’s a good long distance runner and joy’s a pilates queen but kt prefers yoga
- jerome, alfie, fabian, and mick once went as the ninja turtles for halloween
- eddie always insists on just dressing as an nfl player every halloween much to patricia’s dismay
- nina has a collection of board games under her bed that she brings out on rainy evenings
- willow makes the best milkshakes
- trudy helped nina and eddie set up a little 4th of july party because they were feeling particularly homesick
- eddie and kt did the same the year after
- amber doesn’t read much but after terrifying sibuna quests in the middle of the night, nina reads to her so she can calm down and fall asleep
- the girls always celebrate valentines day together even if they have boyfriends
- that leaves the boys at home scurrying about making sure they’re prepared to take the girls out in the evening
- willow is really good at braiding hair
- mara and patricia share a lot of makeup with each other
Best Character Named Willow
Willow Rosenberg (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
Willow Park (The Owl House)
Willow (Don't Starve)
Willow Schnee (RWBY)
Willow Jenks (House of Anubis)
Willow (Angry Birds)
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I’m so happy the story is picking up, we got so many reveals these last 2 episodes. First off KT is Roberts great granddaughter wtf!!! I didn’t see that coming. Then we find the real Harriet but we also find out fake Harriet is her sister and she stole her identity so she can become the keeper.
I’m really enjoying Joys storyline about finding her own identity I think it fits the themes of this season and I’m happy to say she’s one of my favs now. Unfortunately Jerome is back to my dislike list🤦🏾♂️ him cheating on Mara with Willow was crazy work and it’s going to blow up in his face.
Kidnapping Rankings!
WHO WINS THE KIDNAPPING CROWN, LET'S GOOOOOOO
Seriously though this HAD to happen because I think the less interested in the show fans only remember Patricia and Jerome's MAIN Kidnappings. Let alone all the other times. (I'm not counting adults sorry Victor, Trudy, Sweetie, and Jason......GOD DAMN WHO IS KIDNAPPING ALL THESE BITCHES. Oh, and the real Harriet Denby) 11. Willow: I think she was like, half kidnapped? I don't know, are you kidnapped if you have no clue it's happening. She was essentially let go after annoying Frobisher to death.
10. KT: Also like half-kidnapped. Her's was pretty similar to the first time Rufus kidnapped Amber and Nina, Denby just locked her in a room and left her there but I'm going to say that also counts because these kids have trauma, they might as well get points for it.
9. Mara: Also half kidnapped? Maybe? Does the Vera scene count as a kidnapping if it only lasted like ten minutes? She was locked in a room with a creepy woman, and not only threatened but lowkey fucking assaulted, so if Willow's on here, I'm counting Mara too. She was ASSAULTED man. Remember that. Poor Mara.
8. Nina: Kidnapped twice. Only briefly kidnapped with Amber during Patricia's kidnapping, and then kidnapped with the others at the prom. Kinda interesting how even as a known Chosen One nothing happened to her in season two, but count blessings where you get them I guess.
7. Amber: Kidnapped two and a half times. Only briefly kidnapped with Nina during Patricia's kidnapping. Then kidnapped with the others at prom. The half is because in season three she did lowkey get kidnapped again and held in the gatehouse against her will until she gave Victor the fake bracelet.
6. Fabian: Kidnapped twice, but I'm counting him higher than Amber because his second kidnapping was technically a longer duration (Because his soul was taken from his body lol trauma). And of course the first time was at prom with the others.
5. Alfie: Kidnapped three times. First at the prom with the others, then with the Decendents, and then the luring and kidnapping that turned him into a Sinner.
4. Eddie: He was like half kidnapped once, and then fully kidnapped twice, so we'll count it as two and a half lol. The half-kidnap was the obvious bang on the head from Rufus who then abandoned him at the barn. The first "official" kidnapping was the time Denby locked him in the crypt that he then had to escape from, and the second was the actual kidnapping where he was consistently berated by everyone in the room lmao, poor Eddie. Counting him higher than Alfie solely because that berating scene was emotional trauma and also maybe he was kind of assaulted, I don't know. Like, it was nowhere near the Mara levels, but the way Victor grabbed him was very...icky. So. Sorry Alfie, he wins out.
3. Patricia: Kidnapped FOUR TIMES. JESUS CHRIST THIS POOR GIRL. First by Rufus, then at the Prom. Then as a Descendent. Then to be turned into a sinner. Literally this poor girl the emotional turmoil she's gone through is sick. She wins technical first place but as you've seen by the lower rankings I'm going off trauma as well. She did have slightly better "kidnapping quarters" the first time with Rufus (Jesus Christ I can't believe I have to say that), was shown getting food, had a teacher trying to save her (And her friends but like.....the second and first placers were kicked to the fucking mud by the teachers).
2. Jerome: Kidnapped three times. Was also kidnapped at the prom, but the kidnapping by Rufus and the Decendents kidnapping is what pushed him to second place for me. (Well also at the prom he was berated a lot more by Rufus, which did add to things as well). The Decendents Kidnapping, the reason I consider it a higher point for Jerome than the others (Patricia, Alfie) is because HE ALMOST GOT AWAY, AND VICTOR USED THE STRENGTH OF A THOUSAND MEN TO STOP THE ELEVATOR AND BRING HIM BACK......I would have shit my PANTS if I was him. The other Rufus kidnapping is kind of self explanatory, the conditions were a lot worse, and he watched an insane man whack a classmate in the head with a crowbar, he was dragged around similar to Patricia but like...ACTUALLY dragged around places and shoved around, and not just kept in the murder van like she was. The buildup to that kidnapping was also a lot worse, with like...one day of the fake niceness Patricia got before Rufus jumped right to death threats and-again-pushing Jerome around whenever possible. (Not saying the faking being Patricia's friend as an old ass man wasn't just as creepy, but in season two Rufus literally threatened a little girl during said kidnapping.)
Joy: Kidnapped three times in total but holy shit the first two times (Before and after her escape and re-kidnapping) were the ENTIRE FIRST SEASON. OF COURSE SHE WINS FIRST PLACE. The last kidnapping was with the Decendents. Poor Joy. Congratulations, you win trauma.
Fun in the Sun!
Summary: The Anubis residents get away for a day of fun in the sun!
Story for @she-is-miller as part of Sibuna Secret Santa 2025
Evie's Notes: Happy holidays Val! I hope that you enjoy this short and sweet fic. It's super cold where I am so I wrote some fun in the sun for our favorite Sibunas. I haven't written anything for HOA in a while so this was quite fun! Enjoy and have a wonderful new year!
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“Get in bitches! We’re going burning daylight” yelled Patricia honking the horn to the van they had rented for their day trip. She was excited for a break from school and Sibuna drama.
“Pep it’s six am, it’s barely light out” complained Joy as she added her stuff to the back of the trunk and got in the van.
“Miller tell your girlfriend to chill out” whined Jerome, his usual gravity defying hair lying flat and mused as he curled around Joy in the back seat, clearly hoping to get some more sleep while they drove to their destination.
“No can do, Jerry. The queen has spoken and so it shall be. We’re almost all ready, Yacker”
“Thanks slimeball,” said Patricia with a sickeningly sweet smile before laying on the horn again loudly. “Move it losers. We got places to be”
Fabian and K.T. climbed into the first row behind the driver's seat. Alfie, Willow and Mara took the middle row and the Anubis crew were soon off to the seashore.
Patricia and Eddie loudly blared their favorite punk music over the speakers as they drove to the beach to the complaints of the other riders. Patricia just laughingly declared that “Driver picks the music and others shut their mouths”. Alfie swore that he would drive on the way back.
“Someone pass me the donuts” called K.T. about an hour into their drive.
“No can do Kitty Kat, Alfie ate them all” replied Mara annoyedly.
“What about the muffins?” asked Joy, suddenly feeling hungry herself.
“Only the super gross banana nut left” pouted Willow.
“Hey! Banana nut is the best muffin flavor” defended Fabian. “Mick and I ate them all the time when Trudy would make them”
“Not even Trudy’s magical cooking can make Banana Nut muffins taste good” declared Alfie.
The group stopped at a small deli to pick up crisps, drinks and sandwiches for their lunch. Alfie and Jerome went wild with their sandwich toppings making Mara gag. Paying for the food, the gang loaded back up in the van before finally making it to their destination.
Changing into their swimsuits and applying lots of sunblock; the teens gathered their various supplies and made their way down the sandy beach to a spot big enough for them all to lay out. They propped up their umbrellas and set out their beach towels before several of the group kicked off their shoes and ran into the ocean. The Anubis students laughed and splashed happily in the waves letting the stress of school and exams melt away.
Joy and Mara laid out in the sun and allowed themselves to finally relax after the hectic ride there and soak up the warmth of the sun. Fabian took out the book that he had brought and settled into a beach chair under a sun umbrella, hoping to avoid a serious sunburn.
Patricia had declared herself keeper of the towels and planned to spend most of the day under the umbrella with her sketchbook. Her all black swimsuit and pale body made her look like a vampire under the ocean sun. Her best Sibuna friend and boyfriend were having none of that though. So as Fabian distracted Patricia, Eddie snuck up behind her and picked the girl up carrying her to the ocean and dropping her in the water. Patricia shrieked in shock and faux outrage, chasing her boyfriend through the water in hopes of getting him back.
Willow was busy surveying the shore for seashells to turn into jewelry or to take home and decorate her room. She brought back several good ones to the blanket where K.T. helped her paint the shells a variety of beautiful colors.
After their delicious deli lunch, the group decided to have a sand castle building competition. They paired up into teams and had varying levels of success. Joy and Jerome’s castle had quickly been swept out to sea by the waves. K.T. and Mara were doing fairly well, whereas Patricia and Eddie had given up and were chucking wet sand at each other. Willow and Alfie were a bit distracted, the redheaded girl by the pretty shells and creatures all around her and Alfie with plots of sabotage.
“Here birdy birdy birdy” called Alfie, shaking a bag of crisps towards the flock of seagulls.
“Alfie what are you doing?” asked Joy, lifting her sunglasses to shoot the mischievous boy a judgy look. She had retreated to the blankets to tan when her sandcastle had failed.
“Nothing” lied Alfie, hiding the bag of crisps behind his back.
“You better not be thinking of sicking those birds on Fabian’s castle” warned the girl.
“But Joyyy!! His sandcastle is so much bigger than mine” protested Alfie, gesturing to where Fabian was continuing to craft his massive sand palace with precise engineering.
“Yours could be just as big if you were actually working on it”
“But that takes effort”
“And tricking birds into attacking Fabes and ‘accidentally’ destroying his castle isn’t” asked the tiny girl incredulously.
“Nope!” declared Alfie smugly.
“Alright. Go be stupid somewhere away from me. You’re blocking my sun” waved off Joy, laying back down to soak up the sun’s rays.
“Sounds good… THIS MEANS WAR RUTTER!!!” screamed Alfie as he grabbed one of the seagulls and ran screeching towards the boy.
After Fabian was crowned king of sandcastles, the group decided to play a game of beach volleyball. Splitting into two teams they had a ton of fun bumping and passing the ball back and forth over the net. The group was surprisingly better at this than they were at dodgeball.
As the sky started to darken the group of nine made their way up the shore to the boardwalk where they stopped for dinner. Dining on delicious seafood the Anubis students reminisced about their day of fun in the sun. They only had a month left till graduation so they were soaking up their time together as best they could, knowing that in a short while they would be scattered across the globe, like some of their friends before them.
After they finished their meal with ice cream sundaes, the teenagers wandered the boardwalk listening to the buskers sing, stopping to play carnival games and window shopping trinkets at various stands.
Unfortunately as the moon rose and it got later it was time for them to return to home as Trudy and Victor would be waiting for them for pindrop. Gathering their items from the beach the group reloaded the car before crawling into the van themselves, sunburned, sandy, happier and more content than they’d been in months. Alfie scored the driver’s seat with Willow riding passenger princess on the way back. The group blasted pop songs and sang along at the top of their lungs riding the high of sun, fun and youth.
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Evie’s Notes 2: Thank you all so much for reading 💕! I hope you enjoyed this story 💗!
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Joy: Damn those guys stole my phone, how am I gonna get it back?
Willow: Wait if they have your phone we can see where they’re going. I have Find My Phone tracking you!
Joy: You do?
Willow: It’s not weird! I do that for all my friends, not just you.
Joy: Okay then show me.
Willow:
Joy:
Willow: There’s no time!
