#willow pls

[alittlebitgoofy]

WILLOW-

[kingdomofbellows]

He cannot help but overhear - and hover a bit. Coming around to Willow to give her a little bit of an investigative sniff.

“You alright?” Little concerned as he always is. But being gentle about it.

“Want to have a nap with me?”

“A-Ah! Charlie!” Willow’s hands clutch her skirts at his inquisitive sniff, doing her best to not give away her nervousness. “I’m fine! Just a little tired! Promise!”

If she were, would he be able to smell it? Maybe it would be better if she just confessed right now. She was always terrible at keeping secrets, everyone knew it, but she also didn’t want to get him excited over nothing if it wasn’t…

“You know I can never say no to a nap with you.” She then adds, reaching out to cup his cheeks and give him a little kiss on the forehead. Keep him distracted until she could figure out what she wanted to do. “I had planned lunch before, but I could lay down now if you were headed that way already.”

[turbotasstic]

‼️ATTENTION‼️ 💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN🎃🕸 HOES😙💅 ITS TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉PUSSY😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅‍♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 DICK🍆💦😫 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑COSTUMES👘👒 AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪 👀👅💦BEGGING😩 FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1️⃣2️⃣ ☠️SPOOKY👻 🍑SLUTS🌮 TO 👁SHOW💁 THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED 🍆DICK🌽

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im ready to get that mothman ass

[suddenlybear]

I love how silently furious my cat becomes whenever I dare to put on hand lotion

[turbotasstic]

What’s good 😜 u candy cane cum guzzler 👅🎄DICKCEMBER🎄 is here and u know what that means ❄ HOE HOE HOE season has arrived 🎅 put on your rudolph pasties 🔴 pop ur peppermint pussy 🍬 and sit by the fireplace with some hot COCKLATE 🍆☕if u want to get RAWED 👉👌 under the mistletoe 🌿 this christmAss 🎁 send this to 15 of your sluttiest elves if u get 0 back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH👀 if u get 5 back 😌 ur a SEXY SNOWMAN ⛄⛄SHARE in 69 😉💦 seconds or you won’t be gettin dicked down 😱 in 2❕0❕1❕6

THANKS WILLOW ILY2

[silverbane]

Great, I just found Maxwell’s door, but I don’t have ANY ROCKS OR USEFUL CRAFTING INGREDIENTS. I HAVE GRASS, TWIGS, AND BERRIES OUT THE ASS AT LEAST.

[wetwilson]

"I wish i could burn you up, but you're just an anti-fire Wilson" u x u

"W-Well as these things go I'd rather be hydrophilic then pyrophoric! Haha--aha...." oxo "L-lets not test this theory."

[bloodsbane]

Omfg we left a burger on the table and willow totally fucking got it and ate half of it