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fun little perk of being a lawyer that nobody told me about is that I get to use this little guy a lot if I want:
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why are you drawing little squiggles? oh it’s for work :)
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fun little perk of being a lawyer that nobody told me about is that I get to use this little guy a lot if I want:
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why are you drawing little squiggles? oh it’s for work :)
not giving us a guillotine emoji is a form of class warfare
Reading this literally is absolutely hysterical to me. Like. Yes that probably would help.
Continuing to knock it out of the park on my “oh fuck I’m aging” checklist.
✅ Use Twitter to impotently rage at utility company.
reading “visionary CEO and former stand-up comedian” in someone’s professional bio has to be a top five most chilling experience
Asked husband if he wanted email. Meant oatmeal. We aren’t supposed to live like this