Enthusiast.

disillusioned, disheartened, but not disbarred 💅 privacy attorney but not yours

[crustacean-warlock]

Reminder:

[alcoholicanarchist]

[kosmogrl]

big day for girls that had to come to terms with the fact that love will never fix your life or everything that’s fucked up in your head

[kosmogrl]

everything going downhill but at least there’s still phone in bed time am I right.. ahah am I right

[kosmogrl]

[captain-price-returns]

interesting rationale from a prospective juror in the Elon Musk Twitter stock manipulation case

[propertyofjameswilson]

happy pride month everyone!!

[swampthing07]

[swampthing07]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

[4chansbest]

[7dmom]

There should be cigarettes made from night time

[knightsickness]

love this image bc what did the princess do to make the crowd shout and throw tomatoes at her. i know it wasnt nothing

[kaijuerotica]

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

[cheaphalloweencostume]

just an update from the outside world, KFC has a new commercial that parodies ortolan bunting (has people cover their head with a cloth before eating the new KFC sandwich because it’s so good it’s sinful or whatever) and i’ve seen nonstop christian freakouts on facebook about how “openly demonic” KFC is becoming

[butch-king-frankenstein]

[sreegs]

I usually disable all the health stuff in the iPhone Health app but i opened it today check something completely unrelated when i decided to scroll down the "All Health Data" section and i've apparently fallen down a lot?? on one day in January 2015 in particular

[deadelated]

imagine coming home and your mom found your steampunk clothes and shes just there with her arms crossed

[deadelated]

she's holding up a ziplock bag of gears and springs asking you what they're for

[deadelated]

[dragongirlbunny]

weed gummies are such a fake sounding concept like yeah if you eat this piece of candy and wait an hour you'll suddenly become very easily entertained and airheaded and cuddly

[somethingsomethingwizard]

willy wonka creation

[chilewithcarnage]