Enthusiast.

disillusioned, disheartened, but not disbarred 💅 privacy attorney but not yours

[stroebe2]

June and July are the same months btw. They want you to think they're two different months but it's the same month that's 60 days long. Same way August is actually August and the first half of September

[garlicgoyle]

i love this guy so much hes asking the real questions

[mckitterick]

Any Austin's YouTube channel: X

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[jimbles-archive]

[kryptonians]

Tumblr’s one true talent is making me sick of things I’ve never seen or read or heard.

[grindrbooks]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[angelic-soyo]

mid-air refueling is really embarrassing… just out here in the open…?

[localairport]

*focuses binoculars*

[omtai]

oh log we’re really in it now

[transjudas]

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

[anglaised]

it is so annoying being so self aware about all my issues like okay what now girl

[theonion]

After running a thousand errands, working hours of overtime, and being stuck in seemingly endless gridlock traffic commuting to and from their jobs, millions of Americans were disheartened to learn that it was, in fact, only Tuesday.

“Tuesday?” San Diego resident Doris Wagner said. “How in the hell is it still Tuesday?”

Tuesday’s arrival stunned a nation still recovering from the nightmarish slog that was Monday, leaving some to wonder if the week was ever going to end, and others to ask what was taking Saturday so goddamn long.

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[dogpuppy]

[winnowill]

[mr-deep-downer]

[loveridden1999]

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

[winnowill]

Reading this literally is absolutely hysterical to me. Like. Yes that probably would help.

[kuken-i-buken]

has anyone else noticed that pretty much everyone who is worth knowing seems to be doing really bad all of the time and is never allowed a moment's respite from all the pointless cruelties and horrors ❓❓❓❓❓❓❓