#winterknight

[rocknroll7575]

Weiss: Jaune? Why are you sleeping on the couch?

Jaune: I was fingering your sister and then said "Winter is coming" in a perfect Ned Stark impression, and she instantly kicked me out.

Weiss: ...

[brokentrafficknight]

Does Winter pass the Adrian test? I feel like she barely passed due to the fact that she works with Penny who acts like a child.

Barely is fighting words. Babysitting an android is great prep!

Penny's innate ability to run minecraft is also an easy win con.

[obligatoryjauneblog]

Marrow: Hey, newbie.

Jaune: Yeah?

Marrow: You think Specialist Schnee's carpet matches the drapes?

Jaune: W-what?!

Marrow: I mean, yeah she has white hair but dark eyebrows so-

???: Ahem.

Marrow: Oh gods have mercy...

Winter: Marrow, please see General Ironwood and explain to him why you'll be scrubbing toilets this weekend.

Marrow: Yes, ma'am...

Winter: As for you, Arc.

Jaune: Y-yes, ma'am?

Winter: Want to see if the carpet matches the drapes?

[dailydwshipwheel]

Today's DW ship of the day is...

Bobette x Soulvester !

Ship names; WinterKnight, ChristmasSoul

[misterlazer]

Weiss: What do you think about Jaune?

Winter: He's a rather interesting young man... Would.

Weiss: What?

Stolen from this

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

~Jaune has been arrested~

Penny: Jaune! If you want be absolved of your crimes you must sign this paper!

Jaune: Really? That's it?

Penny: Yes, now hurry!

Jaune: Okay *He signs the paper*

Penny: Thank you Hubby!

Jaune: Hubby?

Weiss: Jaune, if you want to ba absolved-

Penny: You are too late Weiss! He has already married me!

Weiss: Fuck! *She punches a wall, cracking it*

Jaune: What's going on?

Penny: By marrying a Citizen of Atlas, you have been granted a green card and all crimes (Provided they are non-violent or acts of treason) previously enacted against the Kingdom have been pardoned.

Jaune: Oh! Thanks Penny! Why are you upset Weiss?

Weiss: *Blushing as she crosses her arms* Because I had wanted to do it.

Jaune: Really? That seems like an overreaction to the situation.

Penny: It's because she likes you romantically, much like I do.

Jaune: Wait, What? Weiss?!? You LIKE- *Processing what Penny said* YOU BOTH LIKE ME?!?!

P+W: Yes. Yes we do.

Jaune: ... Huh ...

Winter: *barges in* MISTER ARC-

P+W: Too late.

Winter: FUCK! *She punches a wall, Shattering it*

[quattro-bacheema]

*The Schnee women after seeing off Jaune and Whitley on their fishing trip*

Weiss: I have to admit, I was worried about how attached Whitley was getting to Jaune, but it's turning out really well for them both!

Winter: I agree. It's good to see him find a positive male role model to look up to.

Willow: I heard from the grapevine that he's a real natural with children. Much better than Jacques, that's for sure. Dare I say, he's going to make for a good father one day, wouldn't you agree, Weiss?

Weiss: A father? But that would mean... *red* A-aren't we moving a little fast for that?

Winter: Good men like him are rare to come across, Weiss. If you won't lock him down soon, I might have to take matters into my own hands!

Weiss:...

Weiss: What do you mean 'take matters into your own hands'?

Winter:... *turns around to walk away*

Weiss: Winter... what did you mean by that?

Winter: *starts walking faster*

Weiss: Winter! *starts chasing her*

[logar3]

Been a hot minute since I dropped a Jaune Ship pic, here is one I did for Winter Knight!