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Does Winter pass the Adrian test? I feel like she barely passed due to the fact that she works with Penny who acts like a child.
Barely is fighting words. Babysitting an android is great prep!
Penny's innate ability to run minecraft is also an easy win con.
Marrow: Hey, newbie.
Jaune: Yeah?
Marrow: You think Specialist Schnee's carpet matches the drapes?
Jaune: W-what?!
Marrow: I mean, yeah she has white hair but dark eyebrows so-
???: Ahem.
Marrow: Oh gods have mercy...
Winter: Marrow, please see General Ironwood and explain to him why you'll be scrubbing toilets this weekend.
Marrow: Yes, ma'am...
Winter: As for you, Arc.
Jaune: Y-yes, ma'am?
Winter: Want to see if the carpet matches the drapes?
Weiss: What do you think about Jaune?
Winter: He's a rather interesting young man... Would.
Weiss: What?
Stolen from this
~Jaune has been arrested~
Penny: Jaune! If you want be absolved of your crimes you must sign this paper!
Jaune: Really? That's it?
Penny: Yes, now hurry!
Jaune: Okay *He signs the paper*
Penny: Thank you Hubby!
Jaune: Hubby?
Weiss: Jaune, if you want to ba absolved-
Penny: You are too late Weiss! He has already married me!
Weiss: Fuck! *She punches a wall, cracking it*
Jaune: What's going on?
Penny: By marrying a Citizen of Atlas, you have been granted a green card and all crimes (Provided they are non-violent or acts of treason) previously enacted against the Kingdom have been pardoned.
Jaune: Oh! Thanks Penny! Why are you upset Weiss?
Weiss: *Blushing as she crosses her arms* Because I had wanted to do it.
Jaune: Really? That seems like an overreaction to the situation.
Penny: It's because she likes you romantically, much like I do.
Jaune: Wait, What? Weiss?!? You LIKE- *Processing what Penny said* YOU BOTH LIKE ME?!?!
P+W: Yes. Yes we do.
Jaune: ... Huh ...
Winter: *barges in* MISTER ARC-
P+W: Too late.
Winter: FUCK! *She punches a wall, Shattering it*
*The Schnee women after seeing off Jaune and Whitley on their fishing trip*
Weiss: I have to admit, I was worried about how attached Whitley was getting to Jaune, but it's turning out really well for them both!
Winter: I agree. It's good to see him find a positive male role model to look up to.
Willow: I heard from the grapevine that he's a real natural with children. Much better than Jacques, that's for sure. Dare I say, he's going to make for a good father one day, wouldn't you agree, Weiss?
Weiss: A father? But that would mean... *red* A-aren't we moving a little fast for that?
Winter: Good men like him are rare to come across, Weiss. If you won't lock him down soon, I might have to take matters into my own hands!
Weiss:...
Weiss: What do you mean 'take matters into your own hands'?
Winter:... *turns around to walk away*
Weiss: Winter... what did you mean by that?
Winter: *starts walking faster*
Weiss: Winter! *starts chasing her*
Been a hot minute since I dropped a Jaune Ship pic, here is one I did for Winter Knight!
Jaune: Penny! Thanks the Gods!
Penny: You seem out of Breath, and in a state of heightened arousal What has happened?
Jaune: Weiss and her Family have lost it!
Penny: How so?
~~~~~
Jaune: Hey, Weissssssss ...
Jaune: Hey, What, uh, What are you Wearing?
Weiss: *Dressed as 2B, minus the skirt* It is my prerogative to help Humanity in anyway I can.
Weiss: *Pressing herself against Jaune* Is there anything I may assist you with?
Jaune: Humina Humina Humina-
Weiss: Its Certainly Feels there may be something~
Jaune: *Pauses, Sprints out of Room fighting his arousal*
~~~~~
Jaune: Winter? Wint-
Winter: *Dressed as A2, Holding a sword just under his Chin* Hm. If she was too Forward it would seem. Though, I know That I will succeed where she failed-
Jaune: *Splashes water on her, Sprints away again fighting more arousal*
~~~~~
Jaune: Ms. Schnee! Weiss and Winter have gone nuts!
Willow: I'm in My bathroom Right now, just sit on my bed and I'll be out in a moment!
Jaune: O-Okay. The thing is, They're dressed up as characters from a video game- And it's all really Skimpy! I don't know why they're acting like this-
Willow: *Steps out dressed as the Commander* I know my hair doesn't match The one their having me dress as, but I hope it's not too far off~
Jaune: *Leaps up, runs off once more*
Willow: Oh I so do Love The hunt!
~~~~~
Jaune: *Hides in Whitley's closet*
Jaune: Breathe, breathe, You'll be fine.
Whitley: I'd say you already are fine~
Jaune: AH!
Whitley: *Dressed as 9S* I'd Rather be the one screaming. C'mon It'll be fun! It's not like this is Prohibited~
Jaune: *Hard-On Tearing his pants, Sprints to door*
Door: *Is Locked*
Whitley: I'm not as foolish as my family-
Jaune: *Jumps out Window*
Whitley: ... Shit.
~~~~~
Jaune: And that's why I'm here!
Penny: That does seem like a Very Distressing scenario. Follow me, I will take you somewhere where your Stress may be believed. *Penny begins walking*
Jaune: *Following* Where are we Going?
Penny: To my Dormitory. We may help there.
Jaune: *Entering The Dormitory* "We"
Ciel: *Dressed as 2P, Bent over a bed* We.
Jaune: ...
Jaune: *Taking Pants Off* Fine, But Penny goes first for Tricking Me.
Penny: That is an Acceptable Outcome! I will inform Specialist Winter so she may bring her family!
Yes... After so long it's finally got a update! The Knight & The Solider has a new chapter! Hail to you WinterKnight Shippers!
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