Hyrule:so wich one of you guys was going to tell me that tea tastes differently in hot water?
Sky:y- you were putting it in cold water?????
Wild:Hyrule answer the question Hyrulee
Hyrule:yeah??? i thought for like. 5 years that ppl just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didn’t realize there was an actual reason
Wild:you dont have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???
Warriors:why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it?!
Wild:Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the campfire?!
Warriors:Its takes less than a minute
Wild:Bestie are your campfires powered by the fucking sun!?!
Warriors:How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the campfire?!
Warriors:just stick the the mug on top of the campfire and use your fire rod, it boils in 2 minutes less than that if you use a saucepan
Wild(crying):you are using your fire rod on your mug?! your mug is enchanted
Legend:every single person in this camp is a fucking lunatic
Silent:DO NONE OF YOU OWN A FUCKING KETTLE?!?!