#witch cackles

[thelittlemagickhelper]

Me: Walks into antique store and buys a huge container of crayons.

Me: Goes up to purchase crayons with other small things.

Cashier: "So, you have kids?"

Me: Being 22 and in college said, "no".

Cashier: "Oh, what are you going to do with the crayons?"

Me: "Make them into candles, of course". I say with a beaming smile.

[sadrdkcblog]

IT'S HALLOWEEENNNN

[thelittlemagickhelper]

Allergies . . .

Me: *allergies hit my body hard like a plague from hell.*

Me: *glances over at Apollo's shrine, I also had some pills that conveniently not working and groggily pleads* Apollo, if you help me with this horrid sinus shit, I will make anything you want. Just please ...

Apollo: *thinks about it and sends me a vibrational signal and my dominate hand twitches*

Me: Really?

Me: *draws him a devotional image and the next morning feels a hundred times better*

[thelittlemagickhelper]

When I'm sitting and waiting for this final to start.

Me: *thinks about Apollo being god of knowledge and the exam -- idea clicks in*

Me: Hey, if can you help me answer these questions easily, I will get you crystals later *starts exam*.

About 35 - 40 minutes into the exam I finish with the exam .. . with the test hours being 1 1/2 hour long.

Me: Alright, we are heading to the store.

Apollo: *beams bright and hot happy sunbeams, before and after I obtained said crystals*

[thelittlemagickhelper]

Me: "Artemis, please help me through the the snow." *thinks while staring at the 4-foot deep snow*

Later that day ...

Me: *carefully walks through the snow thinking I'm doing good all day until unshoveled sidewalk comes up and gets sick of walking around them and in the road*

Me: "Fuck this" *attempts to walk through gets to the very end and sinks falling over*

Me: *swears to hear Artemis laughing at me and my friend struggles to free me.*

Friend & Artemis: *laughing at me*

Me: thinks "thanks, you guys ..." *sarcastically*

Artemis: You poor little fawn *chuckles*

[mimusbirds]