#witch jokes

[thegullwitch]

My most toxic witch trait is pretending I’m doing magic by looking at witch things on tumblr and pinterest but then not doing anything in the real world 👀

[real-housewife-of-transylvania]

[the-inkstained-witch]

sometimes mundane witchcraft is putting a glamour spell on your makeup or stirring a sigil into your coffee, and sometimes it's sending baneful energy by flipping off every cop car you see, and I think that's beautiful

[witchunderthewillow]

Follow your intuition.

Unless it is emotionally unstable, fresh off a doom scroll, and it’s telling you to chop your bangs at 11pm on a Sunday.

So anyway, guess who has bangs now. ✂️✨

[no-good-username]

Doing small easy magical tasks/spells that you can fit into aspects of your everyday life

Call that Practical Magic

[llyrian]

[libraford]

Day 18/50

I was cleaning out one of the shelters at the park today and a day camp group was having a Wizard School theme day.

They saw my cowboy hat that I use for sun protection and had Questions.

[keegskrazybunz]

Witch joke I made up in my kitchen gathering for my summer solstice ritual bath yesterday (north hemisphere)

Why are witches immortal?

They have all the thyme in the world :).