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I think one of my spells has turned really REALLY wrong.

I wanted to get rid of parasites. I meant toxic people who sucked me dry.

And now.... I have bedbugs at home and an infestation of unknown bugs at the office.

Impossible not to make the link...

Girlfriend (from the shower): Have you ever heard of *mumbling*

Me: I'm meditating.

Girlfriend (louder): Have you ever heard of...

Me (louder): I'm meditating!

Girlfriend: HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF-

Me: I AM FUCKING ME-DI-TA-TING!

Girlfriend: Oh, oh sorry!... Have fun!

Just smoke cleansed my flat for the first time.

Well, at least now I know where the fire alarm is.......

you can never find a hypodermic needle to prick your finger and give a blood offering to your pagan god when you need one.

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