#witchstake

[gay-mormon-wizard]

a few years ago I had a dream where a group of witchy mormons and I were astral projecting to spirit prison together. The person who organized this wholesome group activity said, "Heaven is set up for families. The people who don't get into heaven aren't kept out because God rejected them - they're kept out because everyone else rejected them, and they rejected everyone else. They refused to consider themselves part of the human family." The reason we were astral projecting to them was to try and make friends with them, which would reunite them with the human family, which would mean they could go to heaven. I did end up getting haunted by an angry spirit but that part wasn't as memorable

[bookish-bi-mormon]

If anyone is interested, I'm giving a talk in the Reform Mormon General Conference tomorrow morning! It'll be posted on YouTube, along with other awesome talks

[lingering-sunrise]

Talking about altars at church

[gay-mormon-wizard]

praying this one on every speaker who gives a homophobic talk

[gay-mormon-wizard]

mormon witches what are your favorite daily spells

For me, when I moisturize after showering, I recite Psalm 23 while rubbing in my face moisturizer:

"The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters. He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name’s sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me. Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over. Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the Lord for ever. Amen."

And then when I moisturize my hands and arms and whatever else, I recite this thing that I pieced together from a few different psalms:

"I am like a tree planted beside streams of water, which yields its fruit in season and whose leaf does not wither; everything i do prospers. Wealth and riches are in my house; my year is crowned with bounty; my carts overflow with abundance. For the Lord will satisfy the hungry soul, and the needy soul he will fill with good things. Amen."

okay your turn witchstake what are y'all up to

[gay-mormon-wizard]

I don't get understand queer mormons who don't believe in astrology and tarot btw... why wouldn't you believe that God can speak to you through those avenues.... isn't a tarot reader or astrologer being wrong the same as a priesthood leader being wrong? actual astrology isn't a personality profile btw, that's just the whitewashed version, traditional astrology is a way to understand the events of your life through the archetypes the planets and signs represent....

[gay-mormon-wizard]

"how are you a mormon witch" anon: Don't worry I got both of your asks! I'm not ignoring you, it's just taking me a long time to translate some of my thoughts into communicable concepts because they're.... in the wrong format inside my brain. I'll get to ya.

[gay-mormon-wizard]

omg y'all the mormon tarot is now accepting preorders. I've been following this for years I'm so excited