#without knowing anything

[rosaacicularis]

um i don’t know what a merlin is could you explain your merlin au please 🥹?

OH CAN I???? you have opened up a can of worms here anon and i am delighted that you did!!

a merlin out of context is actually a bird of prey, and a small species of falcon! this may or may not have bearing on a sequel set in the future…. if and only if i decide to write it

it’s also the name of a welsh wizard from arthurian legends, but that’s pretty long winded and i don’t feel like getting into it <3

merlin, in the context i’m discussing, is a tv show that ran from 2008-2012 where wizard merlin and king arthur were reimagined as a prince (and then later king) and his servant. it was undoubtedly homoerotic, the cast shipped it, the writer said it was “a love story between two men”… it was just so so gay… arthur hated magic and merlin not only had it but… was it… you see the appeal, right?

and now i’m putting scar and grian in their places (kinda). scar is the prince of camelot, and grian is his servant but there are a lot of changes made to the plot of merlin for this au. cub who is scar’s first knight has magic, which in turn means that scar has known and accepted magic his whole life. and grian was raised by the watchers who knew all about magic, so he has more knowledge and control of it all. and scar and grian pine so much you could call them a forest (haha get it because like pine trees..? okay i’ll stop now)

and i am adding characters in left right and centre!! that have no similarities to anyone from merlin (2008). like jimmy, joel, lizzie, xisuma, pearl!! it has been separated from every source material there is drastically <3<3

[painlandpalace]

next person to complain about the dead boy detectives cast is getting hunted for sport

[ameliapodcast]

Hey, new listener here, and almost through season one. Your theme song is AMAZING, and the pips really add to it. In universe, is that part of the hold music for Amelia, or is it just the Interviewer being dramatic?

I mean - both? There were... some things to choose from, but this is the hold music. The Interviewer didn't approve of anything else. It gets stuck in everyone's heads and reminds you where you are. You should see how many clients keep humming that song! It's great to ensure that we THEY get new clients of course. We need to make sure we are better than our competition! We're the best in the buisness after all!

- Intern

PS. You can find some background Info about the Theme here. Exclusively snatched tape of the Sound Design Special 'Liquified Marzipan'

[summer-mclaughlin]

What part are you yelling at Rhett for?

THE FACT THAT HE THINKS GIRLS WOULD BE FLATTERED AND NOT CREEPED OUT IF SOMEONE PINNED THEM!

He has clearly never experienced creepy uninvited attention from someone you’re not into. He should go talk to Jessie/Christy/Lily/Stevie/literally any woman. 

[keii]

Why you gotta throw your standards onto your boyfriend like that, god damn, poor guy's probably insecure as shit now

Lmao wtf? It’s called joking around, we do it all the time to each other. We’ve been in a healthy relationship for 6 years. If anyone of us had a problem with each other, we’d talk about it and work it out like what you should do in a relationship. Smh so please don’t even try to judge something you know jack shit about. = _ =

[acharacterwithoutastory]

100% true fact about Italy: white italians are actually not italian at all. They’re spies placed there by the german goverment, to make sure that, if a new world war breaks out, Italy won’t betray Germany again.

[wastelandbabyblue]

Ah well I should have known deuxmoi is a dumb bitch lol

yeah, most of the time it's bs. I mean I think some things can be more creditable, but 99% of what they post is either made up or taken out of context lol

[babeseungmin]