I made my mom an omlete for the first time last night and she posted a picture of it to Facebook for all of her friends to see. I'm basically wife material here guys


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I made my mom an omlete for the first time last night and she posted a picture of it to Facebook for all of her friends to see. I'm basically wife material here guys
I should not be allowed to cook while high
‘Just going about my business, even without anyone to report to.’
‘But, I could use a hand. If you'd care to join me.’
nononono im still lost on HOW she even got under there. the first thing i did as soon as she was Fine was investigate the plastic. there is no tangible entry point i could find. it would have been almost impossible for her to end up wedged undernearth it in the corner. acacia is my smarter bird. she’s the best flyer out of the two of them. HOW DID SHE GET IN THIS SITUATION
But do you think when Chris Carter got the “Happy Birthday” video he panicked a little bit?
With the success of How To Get Away With Murder, Bryan gets called in by the NBC execs. NBCE: Well Bryan you know that How To Get Away With Murder is doing EXTREMELY well, right? Bryan: Yes NBCE: And the support from the gay community has been overwhelming. Bryan: Yes NBCE: Well see, we have been thinking Bryan: yes? NBCE: Well....see, the thing is Bryan: Yessss...?
NBCE: ...Hannigram 5eva
kehinki replied to your post: a snippet i thought about last night ...
Okay, first of all how dare you. Secondly, my fucking HEART. And I can see your love of b/s shining through except it makes perfect sense bc bruce DID go through this and he’d be such a rock now for steve, I’m having emotions oh no
i wish they actually interacted more in the fic (steve is mostly closed off to himself until he starts getting help). but yeah i was lying in bed last night like WAIT I CAN USE THIS
OH YEAH ALSO
I GOT
MAH
DRIVER'S LICENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!