Feb 18
Oh goddammit I didn't know when you had a book too overdue from the wizard library they'd inflict you with terrible curses.
Fortunately, the overdue book I had was How To Redirect Curses.
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Oh goddammit I didn't know when you had a book too overdue from the wizard library they'd inflict you with terrible curses.
Fortunately, the overdue book I had was How To Redirect Curses.
One of my favorite things to do in minecraft is to just make a funky little house with the bare minimum, and then build an absolute MASSIVE structure underneath it.
Like, this is my current project and I am no where near to done with it.
And then this is the house that sits on top of it.
Like, would anyone in there right mind assume there was a massive wizard library under it? I sure wouldn't.
Hello and welcome to the Library of the wizard council! No specific wizard council, we just have a room (or closet, or just a vacant doorway) in most wizard meeting places. When you’re dealing with highly magical books that want to be read (even though many should not be read), doorways pop up pretty much everywhere. They’re drawn to places of high magical content.
The Library is a place existing between dimensions on its own plane of existence. Otherwise we’d run out of space! But don’t worry, the Library is impeccably organized! I think.
I have taken it upon myself to hopefully document much of the goings-on of the various wizarding councils operating in the area, or at least give the wizards a nice, cohesive place to relax.
Anyway, the Library has some rules to follow.
Number one: no magic inside the Library! There’s enough in here already, thank you very much.
Number two: no damage shall come to any book from the Library! This one is for your safety, not the safety of the books. The books get defensive.
Number three: as the Library is interdimensional, it lies outside the jurisdiction of all magic councils and is therefore neutral ground. Yes, this does mean we’ve had rogue magical felons escape into the Library. No, we have not had any issues with them. If any issues arise that the books cannot handle on their own, then we’ll talk.
Number four: if you see any unfamiliar creatures wandering the Library, leave them be. The Library is very strongly tied to L-Space, so unusual visitors are to be expected.
Number four point five: if one of these creatures wandering the Library is an orangutan, do not call him a monkey.
Emergency exits do not exist until they are needed, and I’d recommend brushing up on teleportation before visiting. That said, I’m a very experienced librarian and I’d be happy to show you to whichever entrance you came in through. And there are no late fees!
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Counterspell
I represent the @wizarddaycare and this is your warning that we and the kids will be visiting your library in two days time for storytime. Expect grubby fingers and rowdy cantrips.
I will batten down the hatches and prepare some child-appropriate spellbooks and stories!
(visibly flustered) oh! hi! is- is this the front desk? i'm so sorry, i teleported in here by accent, how do i get out of here?? i've been in here since last friday, i've been snacking on spellcasting components, how do i leave???? please??,?,??
Oh goodness I'm so sorry! I'd be happy to escort you to the nearest exit. If this happens again, please know you can always teleport your way back out.
I do have some actual food in the breakroom, would you like me to get some for you? Water? Tea?
I may or may not have accidentally left a (definitely not cursed) talisman in one of the books I returned. We should probably find it before... Well, I need it back. Urgently.
Ah, the talisman is yours! I have it here in the Possibly Cursed Lost and Found.
You're hardly the first one to use an object as a bookmark and forgotten to take it out! It's a common occurrence. Some magical items left behind do end up with their enchantments removed, either because it posed a direct danger to the Library or because the books absorbed the magic, but I believe your talisman was found quickly enough to escape that fate.