#wizard's headcanons

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Can you do headcanons on how mtmte Rodimus, Minimus, Rung, and Megatron would react to and be with their fem human s/o who makes noises when she is distressed please?

sorry for taking so long! i’ve been busy with school so this has been half finished for forever. hopefully this is up to par! - Wizard

Rodimus

rodimus gets it. more often than not he fidgets when he’s distressed so he really does understand.

rodimus is actually decent at reading people so most of the time he’ll try to get you out of the situation before you start making noises, but if he’s busy the noises are a great warning.

he’ll try to get you out of whatever is causing distress as soon as he can.

if he can’t, he’ll try to comfort you to the best of his ability. if he can’t do it, it’s more than likely he’ll tell drift or even ratchet help you however they can.

a lot of rodimus’ methods for comforting are through physical affection. he likes and appreciates it and it’s what he does with drift when he’s distressed.

eventually he’ll learn what comforts you and do what’s in his ability to make if the best damn comfort on the lost light

he’s more than likely to offer himself up to do stupid stuff to make you laugh the second your distress starts

Minimus

he’s… surprised by it at first, but honestly he’s very much the same. verbal stimulation is something he does too.

he’s not the best at predicting things but the moment you start making noises, he’ll try his best to comfort you.

he’ll try to get the best person to help you, even if it’s not him. he understands that he doesn’t get people all that often.

admittedly, he like holding you when you’re distressed, if you’ll allow it, it reminds him that you’re there even if not in the best of states.

if it is within his power, he will try to get you out of the situation or away from the object causing you distress, but if not he’s big enough that if you asked you could probably find a cozy place in his armor.

Rung

rung knows a lot, for one. he’s a therapist, he knows what’s up. he has his things too.

rung will try his best to find the offending part of the situation and get you away from it as soon as possible.

he’ll offer up distractions—whether it be a conversation or just rung reading

he’ll offer up his own comforts to help you, like inviting you to build a ship with him, while also trying to determine what will best ease your distress

if you can’t get out of the situation, he’ll let you tuck yourself wherever you’d like in his armor.

If you find more comfort in someone else, he’ll hand you off but check in on you often

Megatron

megatron is a poet so honestly? he understands the verbalization thing

he’s not The Best at comfort but he’ll try his best

megatron’s first instinct is to cradle you close to his chest tbh

he’ll start to recite poetry in an attempt to ease your distress. he’s been told his voice is soothing and it’s worked in the past.

megatron is big on contact so he’ll stroke your head or your back or wherever you’ll allow if you allow it

if he can’t figure out how to ease your distress he’s most likely to recruit rung or ratchet to help him if he can

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Can you do headcanons on how mtmte Rodimus, Minimus, Rung, and Megatron would react to their fem human s/o who is a very deep sleeper and clings to them in her sleep?

i hope this are satisfactory! the human wasn’t specifically female but it didn’t matter to the scenario so they’re gender neutral more than anything. -Wizard

Minimus

unfortunately for you mims is ByThe Book

fortunately for you there’s norule against pda

if mims has a meeting there’s a90% chance he will wake you up or get you to stop clinging though, becauserodimus is a beast of his own and the teasing would be too embarrassing for him

if he doesn’t, he will find out away to tow you around. he will not skip his duties you. his drive to do work isthat strong and nothing will stop him short of death.

if it’s a day off mims willhappily stay with you but also he’s going to ask megatron for hourly updates.

literally any way you spin mimsplus a deep sleeper there’s a 98% chance he’ll work despite it. it’s just histhing. it’s like asking optimus prime to be less righteous or starscream tostop trying to kill megatron: unlikely to happen in this lifetime but maybe ifyou tried a bit harder…

Rodimus

rodimus takes this as a chance tocancel his meetings.

to be completely honest he’s theone the most likely to requisition brainstorm for a baby carrier so he can toteyou around while you sleep. mims is a close second.

rodi is also, unfortunately, avery wriggly boy. so wriggly that he’s bound to want to leave the room and dosomething stupid. he doesn’t know what to do bc you’re not coherent enough toagree.

rodimus invites drift to dosomething stimulating with this dilemma tbh

your race cars have now multipliedand ratchet is Tired but it’s fine bc rodimus won’t let anything loud or stupidhappen while you cling to him as he loves you deeply.

Megatron

megatron is an artist. a poet, tobe specific. get ready for him to write incredibly sappy poetry about yoursleeping face. oh, you snore? there’s an analogy in there about it soundinglike the dangerous sounds of junkion, the grind of metal against stone, theawakening of a creature beyond comprehension.

in short: megatron’s the sap theywarned you about when you read shakespeare

he can and will pet your head

will cradle you in his hands????he’s honestly in awe of how he got this far tbh

will make a believable excuse toskip a meeting for you or might just straight up admit why he’s not coming tomags. it depends tbh

Rung

rung will absolutely also chillwith you unless he has something pressing to attend to like a patient

he’s the least likely to tote youaround but he will leave you a note if he leaves

he’ll let you cling to him but hemight end up reading a datapad while petting your head.

he loves you a lot and might sneakin a picture or two just for his memory later.

will openly admit what he’s doingto anyone who asks and will do so with pride. he’s in love and very contentwith his lot in that regard.

he will honestly spend a moment toappreciate how soft you are and how lucky he is to have you.

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Can I request an hc where tfp Megatron starscream and shockwave have to deal with an angry drunk s/o?

i tried my best! -Wizard

Megatron

Megatron is a sad drunk so he can’t relate but when he’s sober he’s Full of Rage so he approves tbh

Will probably laugh at you if you stumble and get in a huff

Will nod along to your rants

Depending on what’s said he might slaughter someone for you? if he’s in the mood for some bloodshed of course.

He honestly won’t stop you from drinking or getting angrier.

Even if you assault him he’ll just laugh at you unless you’re a Very Strong Bot.

Then he might just fight you himself.

Starscream

Mildly amused but also intrigued???

Unlikely to research anything but likely to laugh at you

Honestly might just rant with you

The most likely to also get drunk with you also actually

If you get angry with him, it’s not likely to go well. He’ll probably lock you out or get huffy with you. The latter option ends with one of you getting maimed. It’s unlikely to be Starscream in this situation.

If his voice grates on your poor drunk ears he will pout and then you’ll have to make it up to him when you’re sober thanks

Shockwave

If you’re a human Shockwave wants to know the science behind being an angry drunk to be completely honest

He uses google for research papers about it because he’s busy

If you’re Cybertronian he already knows the science behind it but just doesn’t care.

Mildly amused??? Like as long as you don’t interrupt his work you can go ham

Probably sics you on Predaking if you do get rowdy

It’s not that he doesn’t care because that’s arguable but he has a job to do. He really can’t deal with drunken anger, he’s the only competent Decepticon besides Soundwave and Soundwave certainly isn’t a scientist.

He’ll listen to your angry ranting though if you don’t get rowdy. Just don’t count on him making conversation back.

Now, if you get too angry at him you get to sit in the corner.

It is not fun.

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Pls good friends may I have some small hcs about Rodimus finding he has them gay feelings™ for a friend?

happy to serve, friend! hopefully these are up to par! -Wizard

despite what you may think rodimus has a Gay Panic

he’s v flippant about it his feelings except when he’s not

he’ll deny his feelings a lot but he’s a dumb gay baby andwill be super awkward

there’s a lot of amusedly watching his vents boot up and himabsolutely heating up during this stage, mostly due to his friend doing normal things

a hug? haha, guess what rodi will overthink it for days. heavenforbid that you kiss him on the cheek.

there’s also something to be said about how his attitudechanges. it’s not that he doesn’t want to be around you, but pining is theloneliest form of love.

he’ll think a lot about his feelings, fester in them really,but as drift said he’s great at reading other people but not himself. he’s reallynot even sure if he’s reading you right if he thinks you may like him back.

he’ll almost make excuses to give you a rodimus star though,but he won’t really. he can’t exactly write ‘for capturing my spark’ on theback of one.

he’s also been exposed to heaps load more earth media than cybertronian,if we’re being honest. his idea of romance relies a lot on the perception he’sbeen given. it’s likely he won’t even think to try to woo you without at leasta bouquet of the nicest flowers he can find

probably goes to drift for advice and gets the fear ofratchet struck into him bc ‘stop being dumb rodimus’

there’s about a 70% chance he will confess once he gets overhimself, though.

it’ll be awkward and messy and he’s not great at words buthe tries. he also leaves an opening for you to leave.

if you accept, he’ll smile like a thousand suns colliding,like a supernova lighting up the dark. so bright and reverent and yet still so tentative that you would think you havethe universe in your palms, the stars in you grasp. a fragile yet beautiful partof your entire world.

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Heeeey, happy pride!! Can we please see Rodimus, Swerve, and a male bot reader all in a poly relationship?? Headcannons??

Part 2: Hey! Poly RodimusXReaderXSwerve requester here! Forgot to add: *Bot S/o is very shy and not as confident as Roddy. However, they are extremely kind and supportive and love both their bfs. 

this took a lot longer than i would have liked just because i wasn’t sure of how to go about it but i do hope that these hcs are up to standards! -Wizard

both rodimus and swerve aretalkers, that’s undeniable, so they’ll either chatter to you or to each other.either way, they don’t mind your quiet nature.

despite their exuberant natures,they won’t exclude you. rodimus will hold you in his lap (if you’re smallerthan him. if not he’ll sit in yours) and swerve will press close to your sideeven if they’re distracted.

they appreciate when you doanything big for them if you ever do but they also appreciate the small things.do you write poetry? they both love it. do you watch b-list earth media withthem? they couldn’t adore you more.

because there are three of you,your berth is huge. like super big. you end up piling on top of each otheranyway most times just because rodi and swerve are very cuddly.

rodimus is always willing to showoff to get you to smile

if you show them any supportthey’ll immediately think that their idea is the Best and go for it

if you don’t like big gesturesgiven to you, swerve once asked megatron to help him write you a poem to showhis adoration for you

if you don’t like even little bitsof pda rodi and swerve will definitely respect your boundaries. instead, theywill just shower each other in affection in public. ultra magnus says no pda onshift

rodimus is a smooth talker. heloves, loves making both you and swerve get as flustered as he can

both of them have consumed so muchearth media so they’ll kiss your hands and present you gifts from romcoms likeloads of flowers

swerve and rodimus both use badpickup lines

swerve knows how to tango becauseof all the earth media he’s consumed and he can and will teach you thanks

they live for kisses!!!! if youkiss them their day will be made!!!! they kiss each other and you as often asthey can!!!!

depending on how big you are rodi and swerve will try to tempt you withpiggyback rides. if you are a large expect to carry them at least once.

rodi thinks that saying “myboyfriend” one hundred times a day is the way to go. no one on the lost lightis unaware of your relationship. unless you don’t want them to be. then rodiwill try to keep quiet about it. he understands that not everyone is as publicabout things. but he or swerve will probably slip up eventually

rodimus can and will bug you bothon shift. that is a given

swerve, on the other hand, is alot more insecure about bothering either of you on shift until you reassure him

quiet nights are a rarity withthese two but they’ll settle down and have a night in if you ask them to

as unconfident as you may be, rodiand swerve appreciate all your ideas and think them through. even if they won’twork out, they both appreciate them and you.