#wolfbo

[linddzz]

Here’s the song. I posted it and tagged you, but in case you missed it, here’s the link.  I am trash who is trash with my asks but AAHH THIS IS SO GREAT  i need to actually write this fic hhrrrrrgg.....

[somanyofthekids]

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Once upon a time @linddzz had a bunch of really great ideas about What if Bilbo Were a Werewolf and I couldn’t stop thinking about it so I did a piano thing for it. 

Then I had microphone problems, and problems with the middle E & F strings, and now I’m running out of time to mess around with this, so I slapped it together on my phone  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ If you want to make listening slightly less painful, I recommend earphones.  

Thanks for the inspiration Linddzz!

[somanyofthekids]

Just on the heels of finishing two other songs, today I started doing a thing about Wolfbo.

It’s just piano, no one is going to know but me.

But I will know that I’ve spent enough time thinking about it that the thoughts somehow rolled from my head down my arms and barfed out of my fingertips onto my piano keys.

I’m supposed to be knitting a sweater for my sister in law right now. My fireplace is dirty too, but instead of doing something about either of those things I’m probably going to keep plunking out nonharmonic tones while thinking about what an adorable and horrifyingly huge wolf Bilbo would be.

@me why are you like this

[linddzz]

Oh lord Thorin has SO MUCH FUN WITH IT HE'S SUCH AN ASS. After they get together and he figures it out he weaponizes it so much. If Thorin is bored, esp in public or at formal events, he'll purposely start thinking all sorts of sexiness until he gets himself worked up. Then it's just a matter of watching Bilbo closely and waiting for him to take a breath and suddenly choke on his drink and turn BRIGHT FUCKING RED. Bilbo glares at him and Thorin legit waggles his eyebrows. Bilbo cannot belIEVE that this fucking loser under the mountain is affecting him so much.

[linddzz]

Hi! So I was scrolling and came across wolfbo and I'm kind of in love and was wondering if it's just little drabbles regarding the idea or if there's a fic somewhere? sorry if this comes across weird or something 😊 thanks!

So far it’s just the headcanon musings that I’ve done (along with the drabble with smaug) and one angsty bit. I have it in the planning stages for a fic but with how batshit life is i really don’t know when it’ll happen. But ideas are there for it!And this isn’t weird at all! I’m really happy that the idea for that nonsense AU is still getting so much attention and that people like it! 8D

[linddzz]

Omg so I have that they know he's a werewolf before azog. BUT it is the first time they see him shift, so there is that same moment of "WOAH WHAT THE FUCK" because let's be real they thought he turned into a pomeranian or something. The rest is pretty spot on yup. I was thinking the wargs are more thrown off because they think he's one of them for a second (werewolves being a fave creation of Sauron and all that) and I mean you don't need to speak wolf to raise an eyebrow at Bilbo all standing over Thorin's prone body snarling/swinging Sting around.

[linddzz]

PLEASE CONSIDER: when Bilbo goes to sleep all wolfy he doesnt always wake up all wolfy and the ONE time the boys (u kno its gotta be Fíli and Kíli) convince him to join the wolfy cuddle pile he fucking wakes up with a naked hobbit wrapped around him and hes just?????? so red??? and everyone else is just laughing their asses off

PLEASE CONSIDER the other side of this bc omg yes. Where he goes to sleep as a hobbit and the dwarves pile around him bc WARM but in the middle of the night he has a weird dream or something and BOOM werewolf. And dwarves go flying and tumbling and getting squashed everywhere where the space that was occupied by a tiny hobbit is now taken by a huge damn wolf who is still aslEEP

[linddzz]

I just can't help but wonder where were!Bilbo keeps the Ring when he's transformed- maybe he has like a pouch around his neck for essentials or keeps it on a necklace chain and it hides in his fur?

I like to think maybe Radagast or someone spelled up a pouch with a strap that grows so it wont choke him out when he shifts, which gives him a place to put the ring, sting, and his clothes and it’s the best thing ever and totally not a plot device at all shut up