Hi! I was wondering if you're still taking prompts? If you are could you maybe do a three-in-one? (You don't have to of course!! ^.^") Maybe a one-shot where The Marauders, Lily, and Regulus all live together and Peter finds out that he's the only straight one? I didn't know if it was okay to ask this, but I'm going to try! Thx <3
(A/N: I LOVE THIS IDEA THANK YOU. Although, I decided that in this mini-AU, Peter admitted to being a death eater and agreed to be a double agent, in a rare show of courage. Hope you enjoy reading this as much as I did writing it!! Also Reg lives bc I miss him)
"Wait, wait, wait." Peter looked from Marauder to Marauder, confusion written all over his face. "You three," he pointed to Lily, James, and Regulus, "are all dating each other. And you two," Peter made a vague motion towards Remus and Sirius, "have been together for three years?!" They all nodded, and Peter crossed his arms, looking incredibly unimpressed.
"And you decided to just now tell me? We've been living together since graduation!" The Marauders currently seated on the couch all shared a look. Lily spoke up. "In our defense Pete, we thought you knew." Peter raised an eyebrow.
"Not to be depressing, but we all know that the only reason I even graduated was because Remus is a damn good teacher." They all flinched a bit, knowing that was true. Honestly. Peter thought a bit bitterly. I leave for a week and they all decide to get their shit together finally. He sighed, falling onto the armchair behind him.
Peter finally noticed that Sirius was looking at him with a weird expression. He waited.
Finally, Sirius spoke up. "This- You aren't mad or anything?"
"Why the bloody hell would I be mad?" Peter spluttered. Sirius's face grew stony. "Well, for one, you're living with a couple of fags." In an irregular show of anger, Peter stood up again, towering over a still-seated Sirius. "Don't you dare call yourself that. I don't care that you're two blokes, and anyone who thinks I do can bugger off."
A few hours later, while everyone was eating the curry James had made, it hit Peter.
"Bloody hell," he said, causing the rest of the Marauders to look at him questioningly.
"I've become the token straight!"