#work emails

[ln-g]

who up letting out the mindless bray of a thing that is faced with the agony of its own annihilation but doesn't understand why or how to stop it

[purplemonkeysexgod69]

this is a friendly reminder

that all emails that begin with

this is a friendly reminder

are not actually

friendly

[melikes-reads]

Where is that post about work emails when I need it

I've been in this awfully long ping-pong email match for too long

I suggest solutions, they reply reiterating the problem and ignoring me

Someone save me from this infinite loop

[tilde44]

accomplishing things is bullshit

[aromanticduck]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[thisismyideaofhumor]

Subject: Call-Out To: Operations Department (200 emails) Hello all, I’ve noticed that some people (not naming any names) have a bad attitude and it’s been affecting our business. Some of you need to do some serious self reflecting on your work ethic. Very Respectfully, Assistant Department Manager Office: xxx xxx xxx Cell: xxx xxx xxx

Reply to Everyone RE: Call-Out Assistant Departnent Manager, Omg you can’t just tell us to work on our attitude without telling us who specifically or what projects or any details whatsoever!! I’m so sick of emails like this that point out problems without proposing a solution. What are you hoping to accomplish here?! Sincerely, Program Specialist (xxx) xxx xxx Email [email protected] for support assistance.

Out of Office Response: Call-Out Good morning, I am out of office today and will return on Monday the 27th. - Senior Specialist xxx-xxx-xxx