#work is fun

[plumsaucemadein2005]

Just had this old man approach me at work. Walk right up to my face, like inches away from it, and yell "SQUEEZY WEEZY?" in my face.

If you guys would like a tube of silicone I would not recommend asking for it like that.

[stephiehell]

here’s my office, from the perspective of sitting in the patient’s chair:

i love it.

[rrivlet]

angry Italian guy walked into our store today, asked about our coffee, insulted us when we offered him a sample, bought a cup to go, tasted it, said it tasted beautiful, then walked out

An hour later, he walks in and tries to buy the entire shop, which we had to decline him on......

[disneyprincessdxminatrix]

screaming crying throwing up I hate when I propose different product options to a customer so they can choose one or two and they just reply ‘pls quote all of the presented items’ Im gonna kill them

[baronessblixen]

The one thing keeping me sane and happy-ish today is knowing I will make my post for my Christmas card giveaway later today and start writing for Ficmas. Nothing else matters.

That is my motto for today.

If anyone reading this is also struggling: we've got this 💚💪

[incorrectservamp]

Tinker: We should have daily meetings to avoid confusion.

Shuuhei: We have a meeting every morning. You're in one now.

Tsurugi: This is a meeting? Hello, my name is Tsurugi.

Jun: No, different meeting.

[squeeb100]

Luna is by far the most popular dog name I’ve encountered. There are days at camp when, out of 60 dogs, five are Luna. If your dog is named Luna, here is a list of things I will inevitably call her instead:

- Loony Luna

- Loony

- Lunas

- Loonies

- Loonikins

- Loony Nooners

- Noony

- LOONAH (it’s pronounced differently)

- Nooners

- Nooners BABY

- Miss Loon! (for dignified ladies only. unfortunately, many Lunas are loony nooners and not miss loons)

- BABY GIRL!!!

- Babe/babes

- Mama/Mamas

- Noonah

- If she is Bad: LUNA. L U N A!