I'm so tired dude. So I have a human cellphone in my office. I also have wireless human earbuds that I use as stereo speakers. I have a modified Cookie radio that can pick up FM and AM signals directly from human timelines, but the signal wasn't that great and it was pretty loud, so Baguette Cookie would kind of give me a hard time for using it because supposedly it was distracting to the TRD. Using actual human tech makes the quality a ton better, and I can use the extranet to stream music directly, which is great. There are two problems. One. The Director figured out how to hack the phone's bluetooth settings to connect it directly to the TBD's PA speaker system. Two. The Director knows the password to the human phone and how to use it. This creates two additional problems: At any moment, when I'm listening to music through the earbud speakers, the phone can suddenly switch to the PA system and blast human music through the whole building. If I am not in my office, The Director can make the phone play anything they want. This morning At the immediate moment I punch in my time card Fucking Rebecca Black's FRIDAY starts blasting through the PA system. I make a beeline for my office and it is locked. And I can hear that orbular little shit singing in there. At this point a few Cookies from nearby divisions come over to be like "wtf is going on?" and it's not until most of the song has already been played that we manage to get the door open. and Timekeeper is already gone.
