Mean Girls Quote Rp Meme
inspired by the wonderful and talented @worldburnt
“On wednesday, we wear pink.”
"Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries."
"Get in loser, we're going shopping!"
"You wanna do something fun? Wanna go to Taco Bell?"
“The limit does not exist.”
“You can’t sit with us.”
"You could try Sears."
“She doesn’t even go here.”
“I'm not like a regular mom, I'm a cool mom!"
"I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can't help it that I'm popular."
"One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome."
"It’s like I have ESPN or something!"
"I can't go out tonight. I'm sick."
"Your face smells like peppermint!"
"You smell like a baby prostitute."
“There’s a 30% chance that it’s already raining…
"Damn Africa, what happened?"
“Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya.”
"Grool. I meant to say great but then I started to say cool."
"It's not my fault you're, like, in love with me or something!"
"Is butter a carb?"
“Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school. It’s like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.”
I don’t hate you cuz yo’ fat… yo’ fat cuz I hate you!”
“Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each other’s awesomeness?”
"Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?"
"So, you've actually never been to a real school before? Shut up! Shut up!"
“You can only wear your hair in a ponytail once a week. So I guess you chose today.”
"Ex-boyfriends are off-limits to friends. That's just, like, the rules of feminism."
"I want my pink shirt back!"
"There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don't try to stop it."
"Oh my God, Danny DeVito, I love your work!"
"But you're, like, really pretty… So you agree? You think you're really pretty?"
I love her; she’s like a martian!”
“I will keep you here all night.”
"That's why her hair is so big. It's full of secrets."
“Make sure you check out her mom’s boob job. They’re hard as rocks!”
“I can’t go to Taco Bell. I’m on an all-carb diet. “
“I don’t know why. It’s probably because I have a big, fat LESBIAN crush on you. Suck on that! Aye aye aye!”
"Made out with a hot dog? Oh my god that was one time!"
"In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up and beg for candy. But in girl world, Halloween is the one time of year a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girl can say anything about it."
"Don't have sex. Because you will get pregnant, and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just...don't do it. Promise?"
“Somebody wrote in that book that I’m lying about being a virgin, ’cause I use super-jumbo tampons, but I can’t help it if I’ve got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!”
"Did you see a nipple? It only counts if you saw a nipple."
"I don't know, I mean, she's so weird, she just, you know, came up to me and started talking to me about crack."
"That is the ugliest effing skirt I've ever seen."
"I know I may seem like I was being a bitch, but that's only because I was acting like a bitch."
"Boo, you whore."
“I have really bad breath in the morning.”
"Damn. I'd rather see you out there shakin' that thang."
"I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy."
“I used to think there was just fat and skinny. But apparently there’s lots of things that can be wrong on your body.”
“I hear she does car commercials…in Japan.”
“I know she’s kind of socially retarded and weird, but she’s my friend… so, just promise me you won’t make fun of her!”
“At your age, you’re going to have a lot of urges. You’re going to want to take off your clothes and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia… and die.”
“So that’s against the rules, and you can’t sit with us.”
“I’m sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It’s not your fault you’re so gap-toothed.”
Because that vest was disgusting!”
Then it’s settled, so you can go shave your back now.”
“And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.”
