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[bookished]

( a collection of dialogue prompts where both are denying it HARD (aka: "i don't like you" while looking like they’re two seconds from kissing). adjust phrasing as necessary.) feel free to make edits to better suit your muse, but please don’t edit or add on to the original post <3 if you like, please consider supporting me through tips.

(tension? what tension? shut up.)

“i don’t like you. i just think about you a lot. totally different.”

“you think i have a crush on you? please. i’d rather kiss a cactus.”

“it’s not a big deal that i noticed your favorite drink. i’m just observant.”

“you looked good tonight? i didn’t notice. i wasn’t staring. shut up.”

“we’re not a thing. people are just delusional.”

“my heart only races because you're infuriating. not because i like you.”

“what? no, i wasn’t trying to impress you. this outfit? pure coincidence.”

“ugh, why would i be jealous? you can flirt with whoever you want. i don’t care.”

“we don’t have chemistry. we just argue really well.”

“i don’t think about kissing you. ever. like, not even once. definitely not last night.”

“you could never be my type. you’re too... you.”

“you’re the worst thing to happen to me. and i say that fondly. platonically. shut up.”

“it’s not tension. we just hate each other politely.”

“the way i feel about you? confusing. disgusting. ignore it.”

“this is not a moment. don’t make it a moment.”

“you thought i was going to kiss you? gross. who told you.”

“you look pretty tonight. as a rival. i meant that competitively.”

“we’re not flirting. this is banter. battle. mental warfare.”

“god, you make me want to scream. in a strictly platonic way.”

“i don’t like you. i don’t even tolerate you. i just... memorize how your eyes look in moonlight for strategy.”

[brcidablik]

Inbox/meme call. Make sure to specify which muse you want or you'll get a random one.

[cerberuscomms]

𝙍𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙊𝙈 𝙇𝙔𝙍𝙄𝘾 𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙍𝙏𝙀𝙍𝙎.  be aware of triggers such as mental health, substance abuse, language, etc.   this was made without using the bullet list feature so it should be good for copying and pasting on mobile.  feel free to edit as you need in order to make it fit your ask!    please  REBLOG and have fun memeing!

&*.  —  ❛ The wolves in sheep's clothing will only lead you so far. ❜

&*.  —  ❛ If this is the coronation, I ain't feeling the love. ❜

&*.  —  ❛ The shadow of a ghost in an old haunt. ❜

&*.  —  ❛ A flicker of a soul casting silhouettes. ❜

&*.  —  ❛ Maybe you should tie me up so I don't go where you don't want me. ❜

&*.  —  ❛ Next time you point a finger I might have to bend it back or break it off. ❜

&*.  —  ❛ You shine bright like lighters in the dark. ❜

&*.  —  ❛ Your lies at night to sleep between my hands. ❜

&*.  —  ❛ I don't hate you anymore. ❜

&*.  —  ❛ We can live like Jack and Sally if we want. ❜

&*.  —  ❛ This is not your fault, but if I'm without you then I will feel so small. ❜

&*.  —  ❛ I scratched the surface in the mouth of hell. ❜

&*.  —  ❛ I've been wasted; pills and alcohol. ❜

&*.  —  ❛ I set a fire just to see the flame. ❜

&*.  —  ❛ You and I get so damn dysfunctional we stop keeping score. ❜

&*.  —  ❛ There you go again making me love you. ❜

&*.  —  ❛ Got you stuck on my body like a tattoo. ❜

&*.  —  ❛ I'm not the one to complain of bad dreams. ❜

&*.  —  ❛ Kiss like flowers that breathe with pheromones. ❜

&*.  —  ❛ Waste it on fixing all the problems that you made in your own head. ❜

&*.  —  ❛ Your grace is wasted in your face. ❜

&*.  —  ❛ Your boldness stands alone among the wreck. ❜

&*.  —  ❛ Learn from your mother or else spend your days biting your own neck. ❜

&*.  —  ❛ All the deceivers and cheaters, I think we've caught a bleeder right now. ❜

&*.  —  ❛ Almost only really counts in horseshoes and hand grenades. ❜

&*.  —  ❛ I just need enough of you to dull the pain. ❜

&*.  —  ❛ 'Til we're saints just swimming in our sins again. ❜

&*.  —  ❛ I only appeared so I can fade away. ❜

&*.  —  ❛ I fell into a lover's hell. ❜

&*.  —  ❛ I came crawling back to that motel. ❜

&*.  —  ❛ I don't sleep at night. ❜

&*.  —  ❛ I'm scraped and sober but there's no one listening. ❜

&*.  —  ❛ Smoking his last cigarette. ❜

&*.  —  ❛ Lit a match just to heat things up. ❜

&*.  —  ❛ I got more than I bargained for. ❜

&*.  —  ❛ I should have known it was a one night invitation. ❜

&*.  —  ❛ I'll make you come just to watch you leave. ❜

&*.  —  ❛ You walk around with my heart on your sleeve. ❜

&*.  —  ❛ I'd finally make best friends with my addictions. ❜

&*.  —  ❛ You put a sour little flavor in my mouth now. ❜

&*.  —  ❛ Kiss the ring and let 'em bow down. ❜

&*.  —  ❛ Stay away from me, the beast is ugly. ❜

&*.  —  ❛ There's no escape for me; it wants my soul, it wants my heart. ❜

&*.  —  ❛ My tequila coming from your breath. ❜

&*.  —  ❛ Your lips are like a cherry bomb with teeth. ❜

&*.  —  ❛ Flirting with disaster. ❜

&*.  —  ❛ You're never gonna win if you're never gonna sin. ❜

&*.  —  ❛ This record has been playing since the day you've been with him. ❜

&*.  —  ❛ Remember the time we wrote our names up on the wall? ❜

&*.  —  ❛ The picture you hung on the door lay smashed; picture perfect. ❜

&*.  —  ❛ He's like a curse; he's like a drug –– you get addicted to his love. ❜

&*.  —  ❛ He's candy-coated misery. ❜

&*.  —  ❛ I know that we were made to break. ❜

&*.  —  ❛ I am a fire, you're gasoline; come pour yourself all over me. ❜

&*.  —  ❛ Love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again. ❜

&*.  —  ❛ I never claimed to be a saint. ❜

&*.  —  ❛ Angels lie to keep control. ❜

&*.  —  ❛ Say your prayers and light a fire; we're gonna start a war. ❜

&*.  —  ❛ If it all goes crashing into the sea –– if it's just you and me. ❜

&*.  —  ❛ Then this thing turned out so evil; I don't know why I'm still surprised. ❜

&*.  —  ❛ Even angels have their wicked schemes and you take that to new extremes. ❜

&*.  —  ❛ She's a myth that I have to believe in. ❜

&*.  —  ❛ I dodged a bullet, and I walked across a landmine. ❜

[straightnspicy]

@richie-oconnell 17B

Having been at camp for a few days now, Seth was getting a bit more open to the idea that maybe he was enjoying the idea of having sex with guys. Maybe. He'd have to keep testing, which was what he was doing now. Hey, his cousin had said to "branch out" or whatever it was Ollie had said, so here he was, "branching".

With Richie, the guy had been pretty eager to hang out, and considering his goal right now was to keep exploring and seeing what he did and didn't like, there wasn't a point in beating around the bush much. Getting the guy on his stomach, he'd been told to try eating ass, that it was kinda like eating a girl out, so that's what his goal was. One cheek in each hand, he kneaded the other's muscular ass before diving in, letting his tongue loll against the other's hole which tasted oddly good despite what he expected it to. His fingers dug into the ass, giving the cheeks a light slap as he kept letting his tongue work open that hole.

[spiderxbatty]

❛  wait ! okay …  okay !  okay , i’ll  tell  you ,  whatever  you  want  to  know  ..   ❜

𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐒  𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄  𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 -> X : Accepting

It was one of those rare nights where Ariana didn't feed on the blood she packed with her. Her pale yet, rather strong hand was forcefully pressed against the male's chest as was pinned against the nearest wall outside of the wrestling arena. The color of her eyes flickered between her natural teal and pinkish-red, clearly fighting the hunger for blood. To Kill. Her black lipstick covered lips parted as she barred her fangs to him. Gritting her teeth as she glared at him. "Good, and you better not fucking lie to me!" She gave him a sadistic grin, "Or it won't end well for you." Her voice seemed to have lost all the sweetness within it from before. Now, she sounded like someone completely else. And for some reason beyond her knowledge, she enjoyed the smell of fear that came from him.

@themassmaster

[rphelperblog]

Hayley Marshall Kenner Quote RP Meme

inspired by @badasshybridqueen​ @paststories​

I'd rather rip your mother's head off.“

“Why are you trying to fix your family when it’s clear so much of it is broken.”

You are all class.“

Oh, I still think you're a bitch. I've just grown to like that about you.”

Remind me to annihilate your brother once you're healthy.“

You want to help me? Help my people.“

All knocked up and nowhere to go.“

"Make art. Use your voice. Have adventures. And have at least one totally epic love. And be every bit of yourself."

“Who the hell are you?”

“I love you. I always have loved you.”

“i’m here as a mom.”

“He died loving me despite it.”

“I realized I wasn’t just protecting myself.”

“Everything I do is for her.”

“Too bad, i forgive you.”

“That’s what family does, we fight for eachother.”

“I never knew that I could love something so much. It’s scary like it migt kill me.”

“If i died and someone through a part, I would be so pissed.”

“Want to say that again and see what happened?”

“Just tell me who you want me to kill.”

“Or maybe I stopped running.”

“She can go home.”

“In your paranoid mind, no one can be trusted.”

“Don’t you get it. your the threat.”

“Let me check his calender- wait, not his wife.”

“I have claws.”

“Don’t make promises you can’t keep,”

“Fight back.”

“I will make them suffer for this.”

“But you will be forgotten.”

“I feel like we are connected somehow.”

“You guys done? This mucho stuff is cute and all but don’t make me come kick both your asses.”

“Ew, no never.”

"And I want to make you a promise, three things that you will have that I never did. A safe home, someone to tell you that they love you every single day, and someone to fight for you no matter what."

I'm sorry that it takes me being in danger for you to even talk to me.“

Just for once, would you please trust me that I say I will do something and it will get done?“

“you want more?”

“my pleasure.”

“I have tried to play nice. But the last month of pregnancy is all hormones and mood swings. so unless you want me to snap your arm like a twig, I suggest that you tell me what is going on.”

Hey there, witch bitch.“

“I know you were just using me as a way of saving your people, but try it again and I will kill you.”

You will not take my baby. I will kill all of you.”

Have I mentioned that I've had a rotten couple of months?“

Well, every good story needs a wicked witch. It'll be all the more satisfying when we melt her.“

"And you have hit your complaint quota for the day. Congrats, ou Are officially the worst."

"I want you to know that I didn't marry you for all of those people. I married you for me."

Awesome. Then we can do that thing where you lock me in the tower, I escape, there's drama, and then you two both realize that I'm capable of taking care of myself.”

They want a seat at the table, and if they don't get one, I can guarantee that you'll all regret it.“

If we can't all learn to get along, if our families can't create some sort of community, then what's the point? Kill each other and get it over with.“

Over the years I've had my share of friends, enemies, lovers, losses and triumphs. With time they all begin to run together. But you will find the real moments are vibrant. The rest just fades away. Your pain will fade.“

I saw the way you looked at me before and the way you look at me now. I was a mother, now I'm a monster. Things are different now. You can't tell me that they're not.“

I'm gonna go find our daughter.”

So you're having weird, retro sex dreams. Get over it. I'm staying.”

You will not believe the crap day that I'm having.”

[hidethenotes]

To Wong Foo thanks for everything Love Julie Newmar | Starter Meme

My parents were so poor they got married for the rice. 

I've got more legs than a bucket of chicken!

Why do I feel like I'm in the Tournament of Roses Parade?

Do you like my nails?

Internal combustion, the ultimate accessory.

What in gay hell?

We are three young career girls...

Now she's going to get herself kidnapped by some mountain man and we will have to go rescue her!

I want you to believe in yourself, imagine good things, and moisturize.

If we're going to be friends, there really is something I should tell you...

Your approval is not needed.

Approval neither desired nor required. 

It's the age-old dilemma- style... or substance.

I've waited my whole life to hear those words said to that name. 

After all we've done to include you, you would leave us so quickly?

Hun, do you like, ever, not cry in this room?

I think of you as an angel.

Does everything have to be a joke with you?

This is not a masquerade! This is real life!

Patience mon cheri. 

You have the potential of a lifetime and you are squandering it.

No. There are times when you help people, and there are times when if you help people you might get killed, so you don't help people.

No one say anything frivolous for the next few moments. I am having a significant experience.

I've had enough of this conversation, I'm hungry.

You know, I used to know a lawyer guy who had a car just like this, and I said right then and there I was gonna have one for myself. 

I mean, now I realize that... you gotta take chances. 

I mean, what the hell! I'm not gonna worry about if people accept me or not. 

Why she always gotta have the last word, huh?

It's like living in a Tex Avery cartoon.

Ready or not, here comes mama!

Maps are for cheating.

Don't do that! Don't do that! What are you doing?

I'm a loser, I hate myself, I hate my life, I hate everything!

Oh no! No You're a winner, why you look like! You are a winner!

And where is the body?

[great-mouse-detectives]

@intxlligentminds / @champagneandcaviar asked; ⛓️ With Ratigan who is currently panicking over what happened last night for them to end up like this xD

Well. What a pickle.

Basil rouses while Ratigan's mind seems to be going to the absolute worst of places. But the answer to WHAT happened is simple; Basil had handcuffed them together while Ratigan was unconscious to try and bring him to justice without the other escaping. A classic move, but now that Basil thinks about it...

It was full of so many flaws. To be fair, Basil had crashed after 3 days of tracking down Ratigan with no sleep under his belt. The moment he felt any relief of his wound up tension, he ended up collapsing. ... Not that Ratigan needs to know that.

"... Professor, I say... Just how drunk WERE you last night?" Yes. Shift the blame. He'd rather not have to take credit for this blunder. Besides, even if Ratigan "wasn't drinking" last night... Clearly there was the off chance he had started and managed to black out even with his high tolerance.

Basil never once claimed to be a good person. Of course he would lie to save his own pride. What an asshole.