#would you?

[fromhersoul]

[followmybadreligion]

thinking about your devoted!blue-collar husband and his dreams of getting you pregnant…

it’s one of his sweetest dreams besides being with you.

while in the south, big, growing families were far from rare, he was always hesitant to have one of his own. with the way he worked, forty hours a week and sometimes more, it just wasn’t realistic. despite having a good role model in his pa, and a yearning mother on his back, he never knew if he could see himself that way.

well, until he met you.

while a large part of him was satisfied with taking care of you— giving you every ounce of his love— there came a time where a more primal urge began to form. an urge that desperately wanted to create life with you. that wanted to expand his family and extend his love. that wanted to be the father of your child, along with your husband.

the daydreams started slowly, but after a while they were all consuming.

watching you laze around the house in your puffy sundresses, bump just brimming underneath the fabric. laying with you at night with your swollen, worn body under his hands as he lifts the weight off your back. sweet early mornings filled with sweet tea and your bare feet resting in his lap as he squeezes away the pain.

he fantasized about painting the nursery together— desperate to please your rapidly changing visions. buying your babies little onesies and socks to wear as they grow. making little scrap books of the pictures he’d take along the way, noting how you bloomed more and more with the labor of his love.

he’d learn to cook according to your pregnancy cravings. he’d hold your hair back as you threw up from morning sickness. he’d take those silly breathing and parenting classes with you, if you agreed too. he would do anything at all to make it easier for you; that he knew more than anything.

it got so bad that the thoughts began following him to work, too.

usually, he thought of you whenever things got stressful and be was tempted to quit. thought about how his money was your money, and how each grueling, sweaty day was worth the smile on your face when he’d hand you a random few hundreds.

you were still there, of course. you never leave his mind. but now, instead of seeing your sweet, sexy stare in his mind’s eye, he saw the wet, long lashes of a baby girl with hair just like yours. he saw chubby little hands, a cute little pout, and skin a mix of your two shades. he saw his wife, his baby, and himself— his sacred little family.

that just about does it for him. any doubts he had before have practically melted, replaced by sheer hope.

he’s careful in the way he approaches you about, timid and shy about the broad new chapter. he knows that he’d provide well for both the baby and you. he knows that his loves would never want for anything— never go without. he knows it all, but he’s still so…nervous.

he’s done so much. so, so much.

more than you know— more than can be forgiven. that, he knows.

sure, it’s a sweet dream. one of the sweetest there could be. but, deep down he knows that he’s not deserving.

so, he keeps it to himself. lets it float through his mind and occupy the spaces you don’t fill. lets the temptation of locking you down torment him, hoping that maybe one day, he’ll forgive himself enough to make it a reality.

sweet, sweet blue collar man.

hello, everyone! this was requested as a domestic moment for our beloved blue-collar!husband. of course, i couldn’t resist throwing a little wrench in that plan, though. expect to see more of our guy soon. you guys have been asking some really good questions ;)

wanna send an ask? check this out!

[rainbowratsstuff]

@jonathan-cranes-mistress-of-fear thought this was a very cute idea so here it is for you! ^^

[alwaysbetruexo]

Will you suck on my toes while in missionary?

[bugeyedragonsarecool]

My bestie @chickenmcnuggies really likes our best failboy geology professor.

[theheroisdefeated]

Would you play a Wisdomverse game?

me: alright I'm just going to make a hypothetical title screen. I'm not gonna put in too much effort-

also me:

woopsie

first of all: Wisdomverse is made by @linderosse. But you probably already knew that.

second of all: this ain't a rom hack. I just made a hypothetical intro sequence for a The Secrets We Keep video game.

third of all: all the music in this has been slowed down to hopefully avoid copyright infringement. Plus, this is legally a Link to the Past parody!

fourth of all: I can't code. I don't know any coding languages. Don't expect me to make a full Wisdomverse game from scratch.

finally: if you wanna code a Wisdomverse game, go for it! Just remember to credit @linderosse for making wisdomverse. Oh, and if you do make a Wisdomverse game, it better be free to play. After all, if you make a profit off of your game, Nintendo will pummel you with cease and desist suits until you surrender. And I know if they came after me, I'd just take my stuff off the internet. No need to face their wrath.

[sinfullysoft222]

would you still love me if i didn’t horny post all the time?