Jul 19
The Castaways: where the bikini has an eye on your stomach so it can watch you spend $6 a day living your best 1960s Miami Beach fantasy. "America's Most FUNderful Resort-Motel" is the kind of tagline that makes you cringe, but for $6 you get access to SIX Olympic-sized pools (because one wasn't enough), 1250 free chaise lounges (nobody's counting), and dancing until 5 AM at the "Wreck Bar", a name that either promises wild times or warns of structural instability. The fact that they have parking for 800 cars but only 540 rooms suggests either a lot of people are crashing on the lawn or someone's doing some shady side business.
Source: Playboy, September 1968.
